Captain Phasma

“....You’ve done a nude calendar. For some reason, I am not surprised. I don’t want to be seen for merely my beauty, if I even have any. Nevertheless, I know the old Empire used to do scandalous holophoto shoots to boost morale.”

So today I changed my url and answered some asks. I’m all out of asks to answer, but I’ll get on later today (probably after I get to skyhold in DA:I) and if you guys send me anything, I’ll certainly answer them then! I’m always on @not-pawns if any of you need/want to talk.

“Hey, I hired you to harass Andromeda, not me.”

“With a personality like yours, you should be used to being unwelcomed in many places.”

“I appreciate the attempts at a compliment, Raifer, but I’d rather be known for my fighting ability not how ‘pretty’ I look.”

Ask-Phasma > ofchromiumarmor

“Worry not, unlike some parts of the first order-- like General Hux-- I do not judge on species. Welcome to the base. I am looking forward to working with you, Grand Admiral.” 

“Goddess? I.... like the sound of that.”

“.....Aren’t you the republic scum that my godson married?”

“I hope you don’t expect me to actually govern something, because I refuse.”

“.....It’ll be a rather uncomfortable hug, because of our armor. But you may.”

“Both of the morons are easier to deal with when they’re apart. Together they’re always arguing. Like children. I drink occasionally, but not because of them. I drink because I like the taste-- the burn. But I digress. I fuel myself on knowing that if I continue to be professional and do my job, I’ll end up the leader of the first order. And when that happens. The first to go is Hux-- and then Kylo, if he can’t prove himself useful.”

“I’m sure you are.”