Boredom is the real enemy

mario kart irl

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

Chaotic good rogue

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

Didnt work

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

It was worse

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

Pay attention to the things you are naturally drawn to. They are often connected to your path, passion, and purpose in life.

Damn if Hollywood isn’t fucked up and Disney has a terrible track record when it comes to diversity, but tonight Coco won for best animated movie and then producer Darla K Anderson got up on national TV and promptly thanked her wife, writer Adrian Molina thanked his husband, director Lee Unkrich gave a speech about how representation matters for marginalized kids, and then Anthony Gonzalez, voice of Miguel, victoriously proclaimed his love for Mexico in Spanish in front of all of Trump’s America and goddamn if that wasn’t satisfying as fuck

It’s important that you keep your feelings and your self worth in different places because when feelings get hurt it shouldn’t change how you view yourself.

Sometimes I just like to be quiet. I’m not in my feelings. I’m not in a mood. nothing is wrong..I’m literally just enjoying and embracing the silence. Don’t take it personal I’m just chillin.

OH MY GOD

It’s the pawnisher!

The purrnisher, surely

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

one shot, one kill

Damn