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BEAUTIFUL

❛  I believe I’m a good person.  ❜

❛  I like to think there’s good in everyone.  ❜

❛  Here we are. First day of senior year.  ❜

❛  I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened?  ❜

❛  We were so tiny.  ❜

❛  Then we got bigger, that was the trigger.  ❜

❛  Welcome to my school.  ❜

❛  This ain’t no high school.  ❜

❛  This is the Thunderdome.  ❜

❛  Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon.  ❜

❛  College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June.  ❜

❛  But I know life can be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way.  ❜

❛  If we changed back then, we could change again.  ❜

❛  We could be beautiful, just not today.  ❜

❛  Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown.  ❜

❛  Then I can blow this town.  ❜

❛  Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes.  ❜

❛  Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.  ❜

❛  (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.  ❜

❛  What did you say to me skank?  ❜

❛  We were kind before, we can be kind once more.  ❜

❛  We on for movie night?  ❜

❛  Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail.  ❜

❛  I rented the Princess Bride!  ❜

❛  Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now?  ❜

❛  What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.  ❜

❛  He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.  ❜

❛  Hey! Pick that up right now!  ❜

❛  I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?  ❜

❛  My buddy (name) just asked you a question.  ❜

❛  I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?  ❜

❛  You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.  ❜

❛  You have a zit right there!  ❜

❛  Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.  ❜

❛  Why do they hate me?  ❜

❛  Why don’t I fight back?  ❜

❛  Why do I act like such a creep?  ❜

❛  Why won’t he date me?  ❜

❛  Why did I hit him?  ❜

❛  Why do I cry myself to sleep?  ❜

❛  Give me some hope here!  ❜

❛  They float above it all.  ❜

❛  Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings.  ❜

❛  No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants.  ❜

❛  She is a mythic bitch.  ❜

❛  They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed.  ❜

❛  I would give anything to be like that.  ❜

❛  I’d like to be their boyfriend.  ❜

❛  That would be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I’d like them to be nicer.  ❜

❛  I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats.  ❜

❛  Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87.  ❜

❛  Maybe you should see a doctor, (name).  ❜

❛  Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class.  ❜

❛  (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her.  ❜

❛  Hurry up, get where you’re going.  ❜

❛  This is an excellent forgery.  ❜

❛  I crave a boon.  ❜

❛  Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone.  ❜

❛  Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.  ❜

❛  Shut up, (name)!  ❜

❛  Sorry, (name).  ❜

❛  For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure.  ❜

❛  If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important.  ❜

❛  Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.  ❜

❛  This could be beautiful.  ❜

❛  Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush.  ❜

❛  Let’s make her beautiful.  ❜

❛  Out of my way, geek!  ❜

❛  I don’t want trouble.  ❜

❛  You’re gonna die at 3pm.  ❜

❛  Don’t you dare touch me!  ❜

❛  Get away pervert!  ❜

❛  What did I ever do to them?  ❜

❛  Who could survive this?  ❜

❛  I can’t escape this!  ❜

❛  I think I’m dying!  ❜

❛  Who’s that with (name)?  ❜

❛  You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way.  ❜

❛  Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels.  ❜

❛  My god, it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  I might be beautiful!  ❜

❛  When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day!  ❜

CANDY STORE

❛  Are we gonna have a problem?  ❜

❛  You’ve got a bone to pick?  ❜

❛  You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?  ❜

❛  I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.  ❜

❛  I’m feeling nice.  ❜

❛  Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch!  ❜

❛  I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not.  ❜

❛  I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card.  ❜

❛  I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him.  ❜

❛  I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose.  ❜

❛  If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack.  ❜

❛  Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback.  ❜

❛  Honey, watchu waitin’ for?  ❜

❛  Step into my candy store.  ❜

❛  It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.  ❜

❛  All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo.  ❜

❛  That freak’s not you friend.  ❜

❛  If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot.  ❜

❛  ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on.  ❜

❛  Forget that creep and get in my jeep.  ❜

❛  Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn!  ❜

❛  You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.  ❜

❛  You can join the team or you can bitch and moan.  ❜

❛  You can live the dream or you can die alone.  ❜

❛  You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her.  ❜

❛  (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!  ❜

❛  Color me stoked.  ❜

❛  I’m so happy!  ❜

❛  Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore.  ❜

FIGHT FOR ME

❛  Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be?  ❜

❛  Could you fight for me?  ❜

❛  Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud.  ❜

❛  Could you hold my hand?  ❜

❛  Could you carry me through no man’s land?  ❜

❛  It’s fine, if you don’t agree.  ❜

❛  I would fight for you, if you would fight for me.  ❜

❛  let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far.  ❜

❛  You can set my broken bones and I know CPR.  ❜

❛  Woah! You can punch real good.  ❜

❛  You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would.  ❜

❛  If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me?  ❜

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

❛  I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry.  ❜

❛  My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’.  ❜

❛  I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces.  ❜

❛  All I can trust is this concrete oasis.  ❜

❛  Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there.  ❜

❛  Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston.  ❜

❛  I pray at my altar of slush.  ❜

❛  I live for that sweet, frozen rush!  ❜

❛  Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Happiness comes when everything numbs.  ❜

❛  Who needs cocaine?  ❜

❛  Just freeze your brain.  ❜

❛  Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?  ❜

❛  When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal.  ❜

❛  Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal.  ❜

❛  I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent.  ❜

❛  You’re planing a future (name).  ❜

❛  You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.  ❜

❛  The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls.  ❜

❛  Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain.  ❜

❛  Fight pain with more pain!  ❜

❛  Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road.  ❜

❛  When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein.  ❜

❛  Try it.  ❜

BIG FUN

❛  Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage!  ❜

❛  Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.  ❜

❛  Let’s get naked in my pool!  ❜

❛  Punch the wall and start a fight!  ❜

❛  Ain’t nobody home tonight.  ❜

❛  Come upstairs and rest your head.  ❜

❛  Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.  ❜

❛  The folks are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s time for big fun!  ❜

❛  When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun.  ❜

❛  Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot?  ❜

❛  You’re doing it wrong!  ❜

❛  Really? cause I feel great!  ❜

❛  (name) you are looking good tonight!  ❜

❛  A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!  ❜

❛  Everyone’s high as a kite.  ❜

❛  Is that weed? I want a hit.  ❜

❛  Fill that joint and roll it tight.  ❜

❛  Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you.  ❜

❛  I’m not alone! I’m not afraid!  ❜

❛  I feel like Bono at LiveAid!  ❜

❛  Crack open one more case.  ❜

❛  I think that’s what they call third base.  ❜

❛  Way to show maturity.  ❜

❛  Quit it jackass! Get off of me!  ❜

❛  I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.  ❜

❛  I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you!  ❜

❛  Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now.  ❜

❛  You need a jello shot!  ❜

❛  I can’t believe you actually came.  ❜

❛  I brought sparkling cider!  ❜

❛  Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out.  ❜

❛  Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time?  ❜

❛  People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.  ❜

❛  There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?  ❜

❛  Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do.  ❜

❛  Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?  ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING

❛  The demon queen of high school has decreed it.  ❜

❛  She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted.  ❜

❛  They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall.  ❜

❛  Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them?  ❜

❛  I don’t have to stay and die like cattle.  ❜

❛  I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.  ❜

❛  Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay!  ❜

❛  I need it hard.  ❜

❛  I’m a dead girl walking.  ❜

❛  I’m in your yard.  ❜

❛  (name)? What are you doing in my room?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry but I really had to wake you.  ❜

❛  See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you.  ❜

❛  (name) says I got’s to go.  ❜

❛  You’re my last meal on death row.  ❜

❛  Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys.  ❜

❛  Tonight I’m yours.  ❜

❛  Get on all fours.  ❜

❛  Let’s go, you know the drill.  ❜

❛  I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.  ❜

❛  It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful.  ❜

❛  You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree.  ❜

❛  So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  Let’s make this beautiful.  ❜

❛  That works for me!  ❜

❛  Full steam ahead!  ❜

❛  How’d you find my address?  ❜

❛  Let’s break the bed!  ❜

❛  I think you tore my mattress!  ❜

❛  No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.  ❜

❛  Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear!  ❜

❛  Slap me, pull my hair.  ❜

❛  Touch me there and there and there and no more talking.  ❜

❛  Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW!  ❜

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

❛  What would she say?  ❜

❛  Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung.  ❜

❛  I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.  ❜

❛  The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity.  ❜

❛  I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup.  ❜

❛  No one sees the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply!  ❜

❛  Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.  ❜

❛  Woah! Is it murder?  ❜

❛  No, look, here’s a suicide note.  ❜

❛  They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes.  ❜

❛  Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries.  ❜

❛  My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity.  ❜

❛  I am more than just a source of handjobs.  ❜

❛  Our children are dying!  ❜

❛  This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read.  ❜

❛  Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track.  ❜

❛  Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack.  ❜

❛  Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs.  ❜

❛  I weep for all failed to be.  ❜

❛  Maybe I can help the world by leaving.  ❜

❛  Maybe that’s the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  I never knew about her pain.  ❜

❛  Her life had hit a rocky patch.  ❜

❛  Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain.  ❜

❛  She didn’t mean to be a snatch.  ❜

❛  (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?  ❜

❛  Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death?  ❜

❛  My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you!  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you.  ❜

❛  She’s made us better than we were.  ❜

❛  (name) is dead, but she will live inside me.  ❜

❛  Holy crap! This is awesome!  ❜

❛  Our sins fell on her shoulders.  ❜

❛  (name) died so we could all be free.  ❜

❛  I’m bigger than John Lennon!  ❜

❛  She’s the dove that sings outside my window.  ❜

❛  She’s the twin from whom I’m separated.  ❜

❛  She’s the horse I never got for Christmas.  ❜

❛  (name) sees the me inside of me.  ❜

BLUE

❛  You’ve got a left hand, use it.  ❜

❛  Don’t talk mean like that!  ❜

❛  You’ll hurt their feelings!  ❜

❛  You make my balls so blue.  ❜

❛  What did they do to you that you hate them so?  ❜

❛  Don’t run from me.  ❜

❛  They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy.  ❜

❛  They long for your embrace.  ❜

❛  Just look at them glow.  ❜

❛  We’re begging you!  ❜

❛  Open the door!  ❜

❛  Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty.  ❜

❛  Look! Booze! Drink!  ❜

❛  Baby you gots to come through.  ❜

❛  Teach them to smile.  ❜

❛  Please make their dreams come true.  ❜

OUR LOVE IS GOD

❛  They made you cry, but that will end tonight.  ❜

❛  You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.  ❜

❛  Go on and cry.  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again.  ❜

❛  Our love is God.  ❜

❛  Are you okay?  ❜

❛  I was alone.  ❜

❛  I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.  ❜

❛  See, now I’m crying too.  ❜

❛  You’re not alone.  ❜

❛  We’ll raise our city here.  ❜

❛  How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?  ❜

❛  Uh… lucky guess?  ❜

❛  Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn.  ❜

❛  We can start and finish wars.  ❜

❛  We’re what killed the dinosaurs.  ❜

❛  We’re the asteroid that’s overdue.  ❜

❛  They died because god said they must.  ❜

❛  The new world needed room for me and you.  ❜

❛  I worship you.  ❜

❛  I’d trade my life for yours.  ❜

❛  They all will disappear.  ❜

❛  We’ll plant out garden here.  ❜

❛  Woah, is that real?  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks.  ❜

❛  Let’s go hunt some jocks!  ❜

❛  Take it slow (name). Strip for me.  ❜

❛  I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport.  ❜

❛  (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?.  ❜

❛  Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!  ❜

❛  I don’t understand!  ❜

❛  Stop being a dick!  ❜

❛  What does that mean?  ❜