one of the zookeepers i worked with during my internship went getting into the NFL is easier than getting a zookeeper position and when i tell you my mouth went fucking DRY I KID YOU NOT

one day when i will be able to balance both a multi muse and a single character blog, i hope to develop the zookeeper oc i’ve had my mind on for the past ...like 2 years

i don’t know who needs to know this but just know that baby cheetahs have a big raised scruff on their neck to look like a honey badger so predators will leave them alone

friendly reminder that aphrodite and her son can control the sexual urges of anyone whose not a virgin so if your muse has some questionable tastes.... aphrodite is not sorry.

all i woke up to on the dash was to wear an apron

@lavaswep frankly i don’t think you have any wiggle room to speak of considering what’s on your dash rn

what’s your toxic trait mine is eating ramen packets raw without boiling them

poly ship with ares & aphrodite. your muse is the only one with a brain cell.