Daily Motivation

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness

squad is over we’re cults now

have you ever just cried because you’re you

If you think you can hit an introvert with the silent treatment, 🗣BITCH 🗣I 🗣AM🗣 THE 🗣SILENT 🗣TREATMENT 😂

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

never let a men curb your ego. may it be as sprawling, boundless and deadly as the amazon river, god bless.

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

if her smile turns you on im sorry to tell you but you’re fucked