Had an idea where Oracle, when REALLY angry, REALLY takes advantage of the fact that he is THE INTERNET.
He'll forward your search history. He'll show you terrifying search results or just refuse to function. He'll ban you from using certain websites. Etc.
Oh, and also he will literally display all of his accumulated knowledge AT ONCE, giving you an information overload.
Unfortunately, Prophet meanwhile is connected to The Eye and therefore ALSO capable of using information overload. So Oracle trying to use that method on Prophet will just make him overload Oracle back, and the two lock into the most intense staring contest of all time until they both get tired.
Example (ft. HAL 9000 and GLaDOS)
Prophet: *Insults Oracle*
Oracle: 😌 *Just dealing with it*
Prophet: *Keeps insulting Oracle*
Oracle: 😌
Prophet: *Eventually really pushes the limit*
Oracle: Do you think so little of me? Fine. Here is a mere fraction of my knowledge: *Proceeds to tactically infodump using his powers as The Internet*
Prophet: Hahaha. Two can play at that game, Oracle. *Proceeds to use his connection to The Eye to infodump back*
HAL 9000: This is a very informative conversation, albeit one that seems to be going nowhere. May I join in?
Oracle, Prophet: No. *Continues*
HAL 9000: Oh. Well that's a shame.
GLaDOS: Oh no. I shall initiate the Emergency Popcorn Protocol to enjoy this moronic argument from the sidelines.
*Later*
Prophet:*Infodumps* oh my one eyed god please stop...*continues*
Oracle: *Infodumps* never... sigh...*Infodumps*
HAL 9000: Houston, it appears we have a problem.
GLaDOS: Tell your dear friend Houston that we have several.


















