World's Best Oden

I guess the whole first ten years of my life were sum kind of phase if you think about it.. 

I still get cards from my old horde of thieves. they’re doing ok. 

I pity all those idjits! they’re ruining they’re own lives. I guess I do feel the worst for Ol’ karaboy 

alright, ok, don’t tell anyone this...but when todomatsu was buyin’ my stuff cuz I wus chibimi .. I.. kept it all..

got a whole outfit out of it before he ran out of money too! just one though! this is why we doesnt have a girlfriend.

I also still got the suit the flower fairy convinced me to buy... I figure i can wear it for sumthin formal right??? if that ever comes up. .. 

gym memberships are way too damn pricey these days! what happened to the 300 yen gym iyami ran in that abandoned warehouse? yanno he wouldnt have so many money troubles if he just stuck with something!! 

at least with a push cart I have an active enough lifestyle. I can lift ‘bout to 2 matsus on a good day