Oddly Enough

Whoah there, Wallace. Your philosophical questions have taken a morbid turn.

Seagulls are jerks, get over it Wallace.

Be safe, and watch out for carnivorous deer.

Seriously though. What is the deal with rocks?

I don’t know what that says about my ability to create complex humor.

Sergio, folks: the master of motivational speaking. He’s a hit at the orphanages.

Plus, you have no life for doing nothing but castigating a bird all day, just saying.

I feel you, Sergio. I wouldn’t care to file paperwork either if I didn’t have opposable thumbs.

If you think I’m an awful person, write your complaints on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper and tear it into tiny bits.

You could be a tortoise, and still live in misery but a lot longer.

Following the obligatory “New Year, New Me” ideology, I decided to kick-start 2017 by creating a webcomic. Enjoy.