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@odddthoughts
there is no bad art. it came from you and your hands or your voice and your brain and your heart,,,, you brought something from the light in your soul into the world!!! the universe is a better place with your art inside of it.
Disagree; your art becomes bad when you are a prick to other artists about their skill level.
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Had to let y'all know I been blessed by the Kinder Egg Gods with a small!tiger, pick for scale 🐅 guess who is riding in my pocket for the rest of my natural life?
I am the last person who would argue that I'm not a piece of shit. Whose arguing? Not this self loathing gay.
I guess you could say he was
*puts on sunglasses*
Cuckoo for Cuckolding
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Knitting is to Utilitarianism what Crochet is to Baroque
Crochet just uses so much extra yarn, has no stretch, better to make lace with. It's useless and I love it.
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Me: too many cats and not enough hands!
Cryptid me: too many Håñdß and not enough Çætß.
*accidentally drops something into a perfectly clean trashbag that could be easily retrieved*
My Mind: A casualty of the war. Such a pity.
Personal Narration: I then exit stage right.
-August 16th, 2018
I mean, I am definitely a monster fucker, but any cryptid who is asymmetrical is a no from me, God or not.
-me @ myself, reasoning why Corypheus is no good after playing Dragon Age: Inquisition for six straight hours. August 15th 2018, 1:00 am, while brushing my teeth
He's 12 feet tall, can throw my Qunari Inquisitor around like a ragdoll, has a deep, terrifying voice, claws longer than my face. But why is his damn face so crooked up? No thanks.
-11am August 15th, still thinking about this over breakfast
I mean, I am definitely a monster fucker, but any cryptid who is asymmetrical is a no from me, God or not.
-me @ myself, reasoning why Corypheus is no good after playing Dragon Age: Inquisition for six straight hours. August 15th 2018, 1:00 am, while brushing my teeth
Customer: I need a book called Living Life Without Codependency.
Cashier: We have it in stock, it will be in the self-help section, toward the middle.
Customer: Can... can you show me where it is? -The year of our lord, 2018, August 10th
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Him: I prefer things that are *pause for effect* sappy
Me: this is a plate full of syrup, not sap
Him: No, I meant like emotionally-
Me: Honey, we're talking about viscous liquids, pay attention. So you see, syrup is like a number 5.
Him: Wait, what’s number 1?
Me: Lube, obviously, but we were talking about sap. Sap is too sticky...
Me: *refreshing my own blog to see if I've posted more content to find that there is nothing new*
Me: lazy fucking slut
My auto-correct turned "cunts" into "customers" and I shed a single tear in solidarity with the algorithm programmer.
"It would be unreasonable for Satan to have less than four arms."
June 2018, muttering to my cats while sweeping the house.
"I'm pretty crafty, but in a way that makes you think Martha Stewart and Ellen DeGeneres had a basic bitch child together."
August 2nd, while wrapping corn husks around early pumpkins.
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