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“[Salmon aren’t fish] because they don’t have legs”

“Scream. Scream. Scream. Scream. Screeeeaaaam. Okay that’s enough screaming.”

“Zoey....where are the windows?”

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“We’re not crackpots we’re stoners”

“I think in order to become the mama and papa they have to best their parents in hand to hand combat.”

“I don’t know why I’d want a pincone from a pirate”

“Your ass should be considered a weapon of mass destruction!”

“My toenails are gone”

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“If you were a caterpillar... what would you do with all those legs?”

#said by jesse #mod dimitri

“Almond milk smells like weed!“

“Baby... your skin is too loud“

#said by jesse #mod dimitri

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“I’ve touched a bible.”

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“I have to check the bear”

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“And why does this child look like he murdered my family”

'Fuck I knew it was video game'