I am so glad to have discovered you.

Nothin like a little slow dance in the office by candle light and to a favorite record playing to perk up the night

Confirmed.

THE. MAN.

Luckily I married a man I can’t get enough of. Brian is seriously my best friend and sexual obsession. Everything from his laugh to his voice and his lips- he’s a custom order from the source of all love just for me. That’s a fact I’m so certain of. To get to love and comfort him is a joy. Even our sad days fit like puzzle pieces. I know your low curves as well as the high ones, sugar and I’ll hug them tight like always 💖

Love you, sweet baby. Can't get enough of you.

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

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Y’all I placed a big ass Jeffree Star order, went to the gym, found a cat, got a vibrator and hair dye in the mail AND I got taken to pound town and beyond last night. Plus tomorrow is a whole ass date day with the best husband ever and I’m just SPOILT.

Love you, sugar. 😘

Oh @odd-manout 😘 ⚰️

Any time, baby girl. 😚

This is goregous and haunting and really well-assembled but also I desperately want those to be made of the stuff stress balls are so I can run down the corridor and fling my body at the wall of Soft Skulls, enveolping myself in the memento mori as Absoultely Nobody intended.

"Yesterday was everything..." I enjoy my life. Simple words I never thought I would be able to say. Thank you, @gallowdancer .

Thanks for making me a dad! And letting me be your husband. And being mother to my chirrens.

Recipe for best night ever! Marty slept through the whole thing. 😂