rambles.

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

I could go for some rough sex and a bottle of vodka right now

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

Marvel could make a ton of money if they released a line of clothes based on Peggy Carter’s outfits.

Marvel could make a ton of money if they realized they have female characters

this brings so many college!AU fics to life *-*

i can’t decide if he’s a cool senior hottie or a sexy laid back professor :/