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spicy-beats:
DUH. OF COURSE I WOULD.
“I’ll be right back. I need to get some popcorn.”

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spicy-beats:
I WILL REMAIN ALIVE TO SPITE YOU, SUCKER.
“Will you eat bees to spite me?”
YO I’M STARVING
SOMEBODY BETTA BRING ME SOME FRESH GRUB, OR ELSE TH’SNOWGLOBE IS GETTING IT.
“Perish.”
𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻
repost, don’t reblog !
Aria!
𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
FULL NAME. Aria Acosta III
NICKNAME. Agent 8, Eight, ‘Ria
GENDER. ??? (she/her or they/them pronouns)
HEIGHT. 5′2″
AGE. 19
ZODIAC. Pisces
SPOKEN LANGUAGES. Octarian (native), Inkling (fluent)
𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
HAIR COLOR. Gradient from brightish red to very dark red. Closest equivalent is Team Salsa colors.
EYE COLOR. Violet
SKIN TONE. Brown
BODY TYPE. Short and chubby, but athletic and fairly muscular. Her muscles aren’t really noticeable when looking at her, but they’re there and she’s quite strong.
VOICE. High-pitched, vocal fry - almost a bit scratchy. Somewhat androgynous. Has an accent in Inkling - the closest English accent equivalent would be a mixture between vaguely Eastern European and vaguely Latina.
DOMINANT HAND. Right.
POSTURE. During agent missions, Turf, and other “serious” activities her posture is quite good. She’s much more slouchy when not under any pressure.
SCARS. A lattice of tealish scars on her lower back, surrounded by a large discolored area. No longer painful, but still quite visible and will likely never completely fade.
TATTOOS. None.
BIRTHMARKS. None. The idea of a permanent birthmark is kind of quaint in cephalopod society, since they change their bodies so frequently.
MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). Long, curly red tentacles. Violet eyes that stand out at a distance. Very short for an Octoling.
𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !
PLACE OF BIRTH. Octo Valley
HOMETOWN. Octo Valley
SIBLINGS. Sirena (older sister). Aria has lost track of her, and hasn’t seen her since they were young children in the Valley.
PARENTS. Emiliano (Emile) is her father, an Octoling with military training who now works as a government engineer. His main focus is on anti-gravity technology. Amparo is her mother, an Octoling who works as a music teacher in the Valley.
𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !
OCCUPATION. Turf War player to pay the bills, “secret” agent as a passion. Though recently she’s been losing some of her passion for agent work, and is exploring the possibility of becoming a musician in addition or instead.
CURRENT RESIDENCE. Agent 4′s apartment in Inkopolis.
CLOSE FRIENDS. Agent 3, Agent 4, Pearl, Marina, both Squid Sisters...and that’s just the ones from canon. She’s also close with Hyena, Emile, Josie, Baptiste, and others.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Single.
FINANCIAL STATUS. Fairly well-off, both from high Turf winnings and from a large sum of money Pearl gave her as soon as she reached the surface.
DRIVER’S LICENSE. Doesn’t have one, and prefers to travel on foot or by bus. Could probably get one, but she’s really not all that interested.
CRIMINAL RECORD. Nothing you can prove.
VICES. Pride and overconfidence. Wrath and revenge. Clinginess and jealousy.
𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !
SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Lesbian, gray-ace.
LOVE LANGUAGE. Physical touch and words of affirmation. As a poet at heart, Aria loves telling her partner how much she loves them in elegant wordplay - and she loves hearing it back from her partner in return. She’s a bit of a snugglebug and generally feels at her safest and most comfortable when being held.
RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES. Aria is a hopeless romantic. Imagine every cheesy cliche from every romance movie and novel - there’s a good chance that Aria unironically thinks each one is sweet and adorable. Roses and candlelit dinners and gentle smooches in the moonlight - all things Aria seeks out in a relationship. She can be possessive and clingy at times, which mostly stems from her overprotectiveness of her partners. If you mess with them, you’ve messed with her, and that’s always a bad idea.
𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !
CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. Fly Octo Fly.
HOBBIES TO PASS TIME. Poetry, music (listening and composition), singing, video gaming (not as often as you might expect), weapon research
LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. More left brained, but it’s really somewhere in between. It doesn’t really apply to Octarians anyways, since they have nine brains and all.
PHOBIAS. Blenders, yellow balloons, abandonment and rejection
SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. Varies, but generally very high unless she’s had an extremely bad day.
VULNERABILITIES. Hurting her loved ones, calling out her reckless behavior, abandoning her.
Tagging: yeah
//As someone with a post that exploded fast, what does the activity tab look like?
hell! thanks for asking

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rising-heroes:
“With an oven. Duh! Haven’t you made a cake before?” Well. An oven, many cakes laid together than frosted, some speakers, a box…
“So. We should probably get eating. Mostly because I forgot to make a path out.”
“Yeah, of course. Just never a cake this big. Or half this size, or half that, or...I’ve only made cakes a fraction of this size.”
She hums curiously, pacing around the exterior of the cake. “...Do we have a plan, or are we just gonna eat the cake like feral animals?”
@octo-agent got a secret surprise!
The cake seems to start playing a familiar tune… and then the top of the oversized cake quite suddenly pops open, throwing frosting about as someone familiar reveals themselves!
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA-”
“...oh. Hi, Kai. Thank you.” She blinks in confusion, turning around to look at the newly cake-covered apartment for a moment, before looking at Kai again. “That’s..that’s a lot of cake. How did you make this?”
Somebody has placed a comically large cake in Aria's apartment. It's taller than she is- how did they even get it in the door...?
“Thank you, anonymous baker of gigantic cakes!”
“I’m 19 now. Soon I’ll be a 20something, and then I’ll be unstoppable.”
aria’s ready for splatoon 3!

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very sorry to inform you that your squeeby deeby pic is missing the u
i spelled it “sqeeby deeby” on purpose because i thought it was funnier
600 notes. my activity is destroyed
my fucking squeeby deeby post is at 100 notes and counting what the fuck. hi

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incognitocto:
“Sounds like a deal I can’t refuse.”
“I got one of them burrito blankets from the Interweb as well.”
“Blanket burrito in a burrito blanket!”
incognitocto:
“Good morning fucker, I’m still dead inside.”
“I offer hugs and blanket burrito.”