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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

If I see one more pride post or pride collection or anything of the sorts where they have ace, aroace and like 3 ace microlabels and NO aromantic or aroallo or arospec labels I WILL BITE ALL OF YOUR BIGOTED EXCLUSIONARY HEADS OFF.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

I got Bill Cipher 😁

Allos be telling me I give really good relationship advice and that advice is just “talk to each other” and “break up” depending on the situation, with a few “you or your partner isn’t ready for a relationship” and “that’s the bare minimum” ‘s sprinkled into the mix