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"transmasc is regarded as the default trans gender" SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THIS POINT YOU'RE JUST ACTIVELY LYING

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

sometimes i get aggravated with people for no reason then go no contact w them then regret it is there a name for that

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji