STOP BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES SHE'S NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

funniest part of reviving ocs i made as a kid is being like "yeah i always imagined them as a mature member of the group who really has their shit together" [checks their info] "what the fuck do you mean they were supposed to be fifteen years old"

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

This post is going to make me sound like a total assole and I preemptively apologize. This is not directed at anyone in particular. Giving music recs to people feels awesome and listening to music recs from people is a miserable experience 85% of the time. I’ll mention a classic song I like and someone will be like “Have you heard The Breadsticks cover of that? It is so good!” and you pull it up and give it a try and it is hot garbage. It is coworker music. It is music you find on a playlist created for a popular YA ship. It is worse than the original by every conceivable metric and you sit back and realize someone thinks this is really good and you don’t want to hurt their feelings so you have no clue how to respond. We all know the phrase ‘you can’t eat at everybody’s house’ but you really cannot listen to everyone’s music recommendations. Especially if it is unprompted. People are just rearing to tell you to listen to some bullshit. And it has nothing to do with how cool the person is, there are some very cool and chill people in this world who unironically listen to Imagine Dragons in their free time. You cannot possibly know if their taste in music is good or horrendous until it is too late and your ears have been subjected to some torment.

The thing is, I’m not really a music snob. The scope of music that I like is not narrow, I like a little bit of everything, from jazz to country to metal to rap to electronica. This is not a genre problem. I’m straight up perplexed by how this person has found music this bad and decided to listen to it regularly.

I like the sweater you are wearing

Thank you

Where did you get it from

I thrifted it

Oh

Yeah I thrift a lot of my clothes for the authentic vintage vibe

Yes and it’s good for the environment too

Yes because it doesn’t support fast fashion

You’re right

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

Thank you for this comment. I’ve had so many conversations with other gen xers about this feeling that we didn’t think we’d live to be adults until the wall came down. I think that if they learn about the Cold War most younger people learn about the 50s “duck and cover” kind of nuclear fear and not the existential dread we had during the Reagan years that we were all going to die at any minute. I also didn’t have any plans for adulthood and basically still don’t despite having tripped and fallen into a career I like. There just wasn’t any point in making future plans.

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage