At least i'll die real.

Really? I’m glad. I’ve been meaning to give this whole ‘having friends’ thing a try.

As long as you're okay with being friends with a niner. Yeah, it can be tricky for some people. Once you have them though it will be terrific. 

It really would be; I’m glad you understand! You and I might just get along better than I initially anticipated, Tori Santamaria.

Yay! Glad to hear, it'd be great to have some friends on this boat, I mean beside Maya. 

I think you mean pros there, Tori. But ooh, that sounds wonderful! I hope we stop someplace like that.

Whatever floats your boat Imogen. Indeed. Same, it would be like super magical. 

Absolutely annoyed that I was sick the entire time we were in New Orleans…

It was humid and gross, don't be annoyed. 

Oh that’s true, I don’t think I’ll terribly miss those things either. But I hope we visit someplace with snow! Preferably lots and lots of snow, so it’ll be like a winter wonderland!

That'd be beautiful. I'd love to visit a place that has pretty ice sculptures. My parents use to take me when I was a kid. See, there are some cons about Canada. 

I do love warm weather, but I actually think I’m going to miss the snow. I mean, it’s just so pretty and white and fluffy! Plus you can build snowpeople, make snow angels, have snowball fights… the possibilities are endless!

Don't get me wrong the snow is beautiful, and i'll for sure miss snow days. I won't miss my hair getting all wet and gross, the slush, when your socks get wet. I'm sure we'll visit somewhere with snow eventually, I mean.. I could deal with snow for a week, probably not a whole four months. 

  I’m lucky enough to have hair the doesn’t frizz easily, but still. I’d rather stay in Canada, where I can count on only having to deal with that for 5 months out of the year.

You're so lucky, it's almost impossible to tame this hair. The only bonus about Canada is we can have some really hot summers, sometimes to the point where i'd prefer it being winter. 

Wow, you’d rather have the flu? That’s impressive dedication to warm weather that you have there, miss Santamaria. As much as I enjoy warm weather, I think I’d prefer to have my health if it came down to it. Of course, having my health and the beautiful weather is even better!

Warm weather is everything. Depends on what i'm sick with, I could deal with a flu as long as I got my warm weather. As long as i'm not dying. It is great! This trip is great for that, having your health and beautiful weather. No snow, i'm pretty excited. 

  I beg to differ. Winter isn’t that bad. At least you can drink coffee or something to warm up. What sucks is how humid it is out here.

Winter is pretty bad. I'd rather live somewhere warm and sunny. Yes I agree, my hair looks like an afro. 

  ANYTHING? I don’t know that I’d go that far, Tori Santamaria. What about the flu? Robberies? Genocide?

Hey, you could get hypothermia in that weather. I'd rather have the flu then have to stay in that cold place. 

  I seriously couldn’t give you an honest answer. I’ve never seen the show, I have no intention of watching it anytime soon either. And since neither one of us has seen it, it’s all good! We can be total rebels and go visit some place else better than the AHS set. 

It seems quite strange to me, it's like i'm watching a death circus or something. Maya Matlin has just agreed to leaving our room! Is something wrong? We should go to an amusement park or something. 

Is it really as great as it's broadcasted to be? Don't worry i've never seen it either, I probably look like an idiot because everyone is so excited to go see the set and stuff. 

  Will you be nice to me?

Please, i'm always nice. 

   But you could always try.

I should start with smaller things than.. I can't just become the biggest criminal overnight. 

  Hugs make Eli nauseous.

Can you still bring a smoothie?