:-)

we really need to stop telling all these cringey weirdos online to go outside because that’s how you end up with killing stalking cosplayers filming their tiktok rps in the grocery store parking lot

in 2017 my brother got a straw hat and was like “im being farmer john for halloween” and when i asked who that was he said “just the concept of farming” 

whether you like him or not, whether you believe in electoral politics or not, it is absolutely necessary that the american left openly and enthusiastically supports bernie sanders because he is the only presidential candidate who is willing to point out, on a national stage mind you, that women be shopping

the stuff some of y’all find problematic makes me wonder if y’all ever go outside and interact with actual people

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU