WENT TO THE SEA BUT THE TIDE WAS OUT

independent + private + selective borderlands oc, peter nereus synks, a clone of handsome jack. established 6th december 2021, moved 30th december 2021. written + loved by john valentine. low + sporadic activity. pinned post + rules + about + verses + tags.

ind. sel. 荒坂頼宣 of cdpr’s 𝐜𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝟐𝟎𝟕𝟕, written by jett. 18+ && mutuals only. ©

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what would they do for a klondike bar?

an independent and selective multimuse, handled by jett. featuring reverend selah , a far cry 5 oc. 18+ and mutuals only.

— José Olivarez, from "Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains," Citizen Illegal

indie multimuse ft. muses from the magnus archives, a series of unfortunate events, far cry, professor layton, dragon age, stardew valley, and more. heavy emphasis on female characters and horror

an independent and selective multimuse, written by jett. featuring muses from cyberpunk 2077, days gone, far cry, demon slayer, and genshin impact.

—  ‘ SO STOP USING IT, MY GOOD BITCH! ‘ —  ‘ Wow. They just. Really don’t give a fuck. They are fucking morons. ‘ —  ‘ (name), YOU ARE ENDANGERING PEOPLE, MY GOOD BITCH! ‘ —  ‘ Unless it’s over multiple days I doubt they care, to be honest… ‘ —  ‘ Not with that attitude, it wont. ‘ —  ‘ Theory? Good. In practice? They’re just gonna look at the stats and be like shrimp. ‘ —  ‘ I support the spirit of it but this isn’t how to go about it. ‘ —  ‘ What DOES hurt them is throwing eggs at (name). ‘ —  ‘ People would have to be deleting permanently. ‘ —  ‘ THEN WE EGG HQ! ‘ —  ‘ By the sound of the way your putting it, this problem needs to reach (name) if anything were to be considered “hurting (name 2)”. ‘   —  ‘ Egging their building would do nothing it’s in Manhattan and is shared. ‘ —  ‘ Its like protesting against a teacher by going to class and turning their back to them while they’re talking to the rest of the class. ‘ —  ‘ Mr. (name) suck my willy. ‘ —  ‘ I mean, they know what you’re doing but will it work? Nah. ‘ —  ‘ … this just sounds like none of you know how this works. ‘ —  ‘ That’s what people do with the government… Why not do it to (name). ‘ —  ‘ We gotta do something! Lets do this thing we aren’t sure if it works but like, it looks and sounds cool!! ‘ —  ‘ In people’s defence we don’t know shit. Like, how the fuck do I email Mr. (name)? ‘ —  ‘ The Principle lives in a labyrinth. ‘ —  ‘ I’m presuming whoever is head honcho. ‘ —  ‘ They used a fake email called “[email protected]” and it WORKED. ‘ —  ‘ I wish my email were [email protected]. ‘ —  ‘ I’d assume so? It’s always best to find a specific human being’s email. ‘ —  ‘ Are you saying (name) isn’t human ‘ —  ‘ (name)  is actually just an AI. ‘ —  ‘ Nah more like an AD: Artificial Dumbass. ‘ —  ‘ They started using <3 on official posts, I’m scared. ‘ —  ‘ Is it kinda bad of me to be just sitting with the fire around me as I let it happen. ‘ —  ‘ We’re just having a lol owo ‘ —  ‘ Like I preferably have no preference of this but I understand the dramatic cons of it. ‘

—  ‘ Midnight snack and then I’ll go to sleep! *Sends a picture of pizza covered in Sushi* ‘ —  ‘ No, God No. No nononononno no. ‘ —  ‘ Yes, everybody come see my tiny pen for giant men. ‘ —  ‘ If some dumb son of a bitch decided to put a pee sandwich in the fridge, you’re gonna regret that. Or a sandwich with Extra mayo for that matter. ‘ —  ‘ Although I do think that pizza ( name ) had yesterday was worse. ‘ —  ‘ You think that Pee Sandwiches are better than Sushi?? ‘ —  ‘ Terrible. ‘ —  ‘ … and man door hand hook car door. ‘ —  ‘ Just some general information of how your body works.  —  ‘ I have some input, doctor! Her body works, PERFECTLY. ‘ —  ‘ If you ask his communist mom nicely, maybe she’ll give you his birth certificate. ‘ —  ‘ Why do you need my birth certificate? If I am here, that’s enough proof that I was born. ‘ —  ‘ The doctor will find a solution for my brother’s jealousy. ‘ —  ‘ The Doctor will find a solution for the necrosis. ‘ —  ‘ I tried to sleep with ( name ) and then she nearly punched me. ‘ —  ‘ ( name ), try breathing, I highly recommend it. ‘ —  ‘ On a scale of 1 to 10, how frog are you? ‘ —  ‘ I will check your head, I’ve been to the hospital before, so I’m basically an expert. ‘ —  ‘ Yep. I’m afraid it’s incurable; you have a skull. ‘ —  ‘ We will work through this, you ravishing winter beauty. I will never leave your side. We will overcome and adapt to the challenges. Together. ‘ —  ‘ The sound of (name ) handing ( name 2 ) a pizza in type form. ‘ —  ‘ ( name ), I can read sounds now!! ‘ —  ‘ I’d be hoping that the cars won’t come to life and mess with you, ( name ), but in the off chance they do, that’d be for the best. ‘ —  ‘ Tell that to Grizzly Jim sitting here next to me. This man is a patriot and claims he Never Killed His Wife! ‘ —  ‘ I have tasted the devil’s asshole. I will never recover. ‘ —  ‘ It’s because none of you bought your concert diapers. ‘ —  ‘ Where is the damn bathtub, did ( name ) use our bathroom?? ‘ —  ‘ What…. What is that supposed to be? ‘ —  ‘ TO SAVE YOUR FRIEND, I CURSE YOU WITH A FLIGHT IN ECONOMIC CLASS! ‘

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