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Hi :), you don’t need to buy my art if you can’t afford it, but could you please reblog, tell other etc, and go to my other socials! DM me for more details and for commissions!NO NSFW!

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Hi :), you don’t need to buy my art if you can’t afford it, but could you please reblog, tell other etc, and go to my other socials! DM me for more details and for commissions!NO NSFW!

Tik tok: ObsidianCoffee

Hi :), you don’t need to buy my art if you can’t afford it, but could you please reblog, tell other etc, and go to my other socials! DM me for more details and for commissions!NO NSFW!

Tik tok: ObsidianCoffee

Hey so I have been MIA for EVER on tumblr, BUT thats ok!!! So heres the deal, im gonna start posting FANFICS!!! ON TUMBLR!!! My writing commissions are still open! My prices are $5 for headcannons, $10-$15 for a oneshot, and $30-$45 for a multichapter fic, though I wont write more than 5 chapters. I do require half of the money up front, and I will send progress checkins every so often! As for multichapters I’ll send you chapters as I finish! Ill entirely personalize your fic, personal appearance, body type, and i’ll try to make your character as lore accurate as possible!

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!