wild fire

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent