tess

i dont know how to convey that my tail is wagging over text

need someone to make every decision for me, a dumb puppy shouldn't get to decide. please tell me what to do and when to do it, then please tell me i did good

half a cig for breakfast and the other half for lunch, life is good

im too pretty and too obedient to not have an owner

cant stop thinking about how good a collar would feel, all nice and snug

had a rough week... who's gonna call me a dumb puppy