obsessed to a fault

Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

And then under all the layers of subtext it's actually about her currently having a headache

"all hot girls put your hands up and say ommmmm shanti ommmmm" and then desi girls everywhere felt hot and amazing and slay

percy sees annabeth upset while they are on a LIFE THREATENING quest with monsters chasing them and his mind just goes “oh it’s maybe because she hugged me. yea definitely why she’s being so weird it’s the hug. mhm” he is such a 12 year old boy please

movies about friendship by big directors are just mainstream heroes realising they're partly (?) gay.

James "i know i'm young but if i had to choose her or the sun i'd be one nocturnal son of a gun" Potter about Lily