brgayner

Continue eating? Maybe you need to think of putting the fork down and lifting weights again instead of putting on weight yourself, chubbs. You can’t lose any weight and you also didn’t lose your love for a good mirror selfie neither. You’re still wearing sweatpants, I see, but it’s probably not for the same reasons anymore. Now they’re just your only pair of pants that still kinda fit. I know why you’re in the fitting room, fatty. You have to buy bigger clothes again, but nothing’s fitting you. Don’t bother buying bigger clothes, ‘cause you’ll need new ones again next month at the rapid rate you’re growing lately.

Why are you still wearing that belt, chubbs? It’s very clear you have to wear those tight pants a lot lower on your growing waist now, because you can’t get the belt closed otherwise. Maybe search for a new belt with a pig on it instead of a puma, ‘cause the latter does not really fit your new plump lifestyle anymore, just like the belt and snug clothes itself aren’t really fitting you anymore these days, fatty.