Observations In Retail

She’s just a lover puppy. Who wants a drink. What’s not to love?

We don’t deserve dogs.

Dog Talk, Part III

As always, the dog knows what’s up.

Dog Talk, Part II

Sometimes, it takes the intuition and stern talking to that only a dog can provide.

Dog Talk, Part I

Such intuitive, comforting, majestic creatures. They also chase their own tails; let’s not deify them.

I don’t know how you can be sad when there are pancakes, but whatever.

I’m not saying pancakes fix everything, but they sure help.

It’s always “won’t.” If it costs money, they won’t do it.

How it feels when you talk to management about literally anything.

Nothin’ like some reggae in the morning, right? Right? No?

I betcha she knows who Prince is.

Tonight, we’re gonna party like it’s…oh, nevermind.

Boozing in the morning? Don’t mind if I do!

Yeah, definitely gonna need more tequila.

Mystery man hiding in plain sight, just like Superman. Or something, I dunno.

Harmless. Harmless, but super annoying.