tumblr posts sentence starters
sentences and such gathered from tumblr posts i saw while scrolling through my dash. change around as you see fit.
‘ what are they saying? ‘
‘ i’m trying reading ______’s lips but there’s too much gloss in the way! ‘
‘ you look good today , pro homo. ‘
‘ i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly. ‘
‘ the risk i took was calculated , but man , am i bad at math. ‘
‘ just so you know there’s like , lot of dogs in here. ‘
‘ the sun watches what i do , but the moon knows all my secrets. ‘
‘ maybe it’s maybelline. maybe it’s goblin magic. those are the only two options. ‘
‘ i’ve got like 2 friends , maybe 2.5. ‘
‘ when you sleep with a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out. ‘
‘ god, i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth , my body was like ‘ you’re doing a shot ‘ and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat. ‘
‘ the three stages of life: birth , what the fuck is this , death. ‘
‘ i don’t need a fresh start. i need a fresh donut. ‘
‘ i fell in love with him / her / them like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. ‘
‘ why are fire extinguishers in glass cases that you need to smash? it’s like , you know what this fire needs? more danger. ‘
‘ if you are lonely , dim the lights and put on a horror-movie. after a while , it won’t fell like you are alone anymore. ‘
‘ i’m pretty sure if hamsters could talk , they’d have british accents. ‘
‘ suck my dick in the rain. ‘
‘ what if birds aren’t singing and they’re screaming because they’re afraid of heights. ‘
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