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"attraction to plushies is not a paraphilia" is the biggest denial I've ever seen. it's okay to be a paraphile and/or kinkster! ur not evil for a romantic and/or sexual attraction.

slapping your computer tower when it isnt working and a pop up tab appears begging you to hit it harder. who said that

currently having horny thoughts about making a terminal program that just displays moaning so i can jack off to it and edge it.......

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

when u go to put a disc into a cd tray and it automatically starts closing and almost gets ur finger? yeah thats erotic

also when it tries to close too early and u gotta grab it with ur hand and pull it back out. yeah.

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

Listening to a non-fiction book about maritime disaster and the way this author is describing the ship sinking is so sexual

Yall is there an objectum discord server i can join,,, or should i perhaps make one?¿

I'm in one, i dont remember who made it/ posted the link tho 😞