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Belphegor: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired... so I'm going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.

Belphegor, four hours later: How dare you?

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Satan: *reads the poem* Roses are red, that much is true,

Satan: But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Diavolo: Lucifer, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Lucifer: I didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking.

Diavolo: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

Levi: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolates you liked so I got them all.

MC: Levi... There are like 300 boxes here.

Levi: I panicked, okay!! Valentines can be very stressful!!

Mammon: What did you guys get in the yearbook?

Asmo: Prettiest smile!

Simone: Nicest personality

Satan: “Most likely to start a bar fight”

Beelzebub: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”

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Asmo: What do I get?

Satan: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Asmo: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.

Satan: It won’t be you.

Asmo: I’ll get my coat.

Lucifer: *answers his phone* Hello?

Mammon: It's Mammon.

Lucifer: What did he do this time?

Mammon: No, it's me, Mammon, it's actually me.

Lucifer: What did you do this time?

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Asmo: Well, i can’t mansplain, manipulate or manwhore my way out of this one, boys.

Satan: Manslaughter it is, then.

Simeon: No, absolutely none of that!

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Lucifer: When I die, I don’t want you to show up on my funeral.

Satan: I have to, the murderer needs to appear on the funeral of the victim to fool the cops.

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Mammon: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Satan: I’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.

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Lucifer: For several centuries, I’ve done the best I could to raise you boys! Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? PROBABLY!

The brothers: *gives each other a worried look*

Lucifer: Where was I going with this? I had a point.

Leviathan: Sorry Lucifer...

Beelzebub: We love you...

Lucifer: Well I love you too!

Why does anyone actually like Luke? He looks 10... It's gross.

I'm unsure why you ask me this question. Luke is one of my least favorite characters of the game.

I guess some people think he is cute.

I don't really think people are sexual interested in him.

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Belphegor: Beel found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.

Belphegor: But he doesn't know they should say things like "kick me," so they all just have smiley faces on them.

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Lucifer: No one bothers me when I work.

Diavolo: I still bother you when you’re working!

Lucifer: Because we work together Diavolo.

Diavolo: Exactly

Diavolo: I have privileges

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*during an student council meeting*

Beelzebub: Do you feel like this meeting's gotten out of hand?

Belphegor: Nah. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked caller list.

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Beelzebub: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that.

MC: Wait, you’ve been to jail?

Beelzebub: Once. In Monopoly

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Great, now I have to play around 40 chapters Obey me to meet the new characters. (I spent a whole year only playing the events, because a new event starts like 4 days after the old one ended and I always used all my AP for the events...)

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