Paw Patrol HQ

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

i would be so sexy and mysterious if i could just Shut Up 

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

Some guy: pretending to be dumb isn’t cute Me: *is not pretending*

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“