how to fuck aliens in a Nahla honoring way

Starfleet Academy sideblog for user @zevri

Nahla, Obel, and Braka have bewitched me body and soul, so I had no choice but to make an account to archive my obsession with them 💘

Multishipper, ot3 enjoyer, xenofucker, big fan of putting my favs through The Horrors

My art accounts can always be found under @karoselkie (on AO3, tumblr, twitter, and ig currently)

My main fandom twitter is @ snakeycactus

Nahla gonna be seething with jealousy when she finds out that Kelrec lived out her favorite porn scenario and didn't even get hard 😔

The way he gave no fucks about what she had to say when his Favorite Student was in danger is crazy. Girl you CANNOT get swerved by TWO men IN A ROW 💀💀💀

Klingon and human making eyes at each other when Kelrec is in mortal danger, forks found in kitchen I fear

"he looks unconscious" she says with barely contained lust

found an acc full of kelrima cathedrals🙏

HOLY SHIT LMAO

AGREE 🤤🤤🤤 I want to see her with a breeding kink over him....Tarima straight up acting like Obel with how she's telling him he's going to look so pretty when he's pregnant with her baby, and how turned on she gets when she thinks of a part of her filling him like that...😋

⚔️ＢＯＲＮ ＴＯ ＤＩＥ

⚔️ WORLD IS A FUCK

⚔️ 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989

⚔️ I am honorable man

⚔️ 410,757,864,530 DEAD FEDERATION OFFICERS

Klingons in 3192:

✅ yearning for federation pussy to a degree once thought impossible

✅ voluntarily attending gay liberal starfleet school

✅ sucking and fucking every species they've ever encountered apparently

✅ lost Qo'noS and walked right into another planet explosion situation precisely due to aforementioned yearning followed by sucking and fucking at gay liberal starfleet school

Amal's nephew

Rich kid nepo baby like the rest of them

Has a German accent (just feels right idk)

Phaedra has a crush on him, which Kivah gets incredibly jealous weird about and it makes her want to beat the dogshit out of him. She jokes about it ("eww you want Prince Ali to SLIME you?!?! You want his TENTACLE SLIME in your HOLES??? 😂🤪") but she ends up getting TOO mean about it and actually hurting Phaedra, which makes her feel bad and get character development

Turns out Ali is interested in the Wochak twins, specifically at the same time ("eight legs for two Klingons ist plenty, ja? 😘"), and specifically in the context of them getting violent with him ("If you ever say that shit to me again you're gonna have ZERO legs by the time I'm done 👹" "ahhh yes I hope zat ist the case!~~~")

This leaves Kivah with no recourse because getting yelled at and getting his ass beat are what he wants and she also doesn't know how else to solve problems. Meanwhile Kae'len is appreciative of his interest to some degree, but he expertly avoids his advances

They have to entertain him for however long, and Phaedra gets back at Kivah by pretending not to notice when she's sending her telepathic signals to HELP HER when Ali is making heart eyes at her

He ends up being a transfer student to the Academy (Kivah relieved at not having to see him every day 🤝 Kelrec relieved at not having to do his parent (auntie)-teacher conferences) and a recurring character in their nepo baby friend group

Phaedra gets over her crush on him when she finds out he's a freak and bc she has enough family drama of her own on Betazed + being close to the Wochak-Ake family, she could Not handle all the shit he has going on too 💀

He gets over his crush on the twins when he decides he wants to fuck their dad more, which is a relief for them, albeit a disgusting one

YES I LOVE THAT KIND OF THING and this sounds good as fuck....I've been Aware of the show, but never really known any details! As the kind of person who also likes to spend absurd amounts of time crafting crazy webs of interconnected relationships, plots, etc, I appreciate watching shows that do the same lol

they're literally next to each other. feeling insane. need wednesday now