Oats and grains

I like that apparently Joe’s neighbors’ main complaint was “Hey Joe, open your windows so we can hear better?” which is just so charming.

The problem with Music is that whenever you listen to an instrumental track you get an idea for a new DnD character

see what you do is you shove all of them into one setting and play with them like touys

Every character fits in their own setting. None can overlap, when there is a character there is the context that made them, and that context forms a world. At least for my DnD characters that I'll probably never get to play. Also I cannot write or imagine things effectively

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

Hope he's slopping

@oatmealmcswagger I tried the black bean and marshmallow horror

I'm so sorry to do that to you.

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

. . . Damnit.

I see myself on the left… will update in a few years

. . . Damnit.

I see myself on the left… will update in a few years

Pretty sure I'm still a guy