Oats and grains

I like that apparently Joe’s neighbors’ main complaint was “Hey Joe, open your windows so we can hear better?” which is just so charming.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.