theodore

crazy how much there is

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

What's sex

What's sex

What is sex?

Hands on learner here btw

your icon punches you in the face do you survive

ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms

and then doubled the homophobia. somehow.

i love you analouge horror i love you deep intricate backstories i love you grainy footage and horrible audio i love you camera footage i love you actors and voice actors i love you animation i love you args i love you hidden websites and videos i love you analog horror

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This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(