Amazon Huntress

Gabrielle: Xena, do you ever think about the future? Am I in it?

Xeba talking to Eve: From the minute I met your Mum, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong.

Gabrielle: I will now torture you.

Xena: Begone! I must admire Gabrielle fullsome beauty away from prying eyes.

Gabrielle: Do you know anything about this?

Gabrielle: …and that’s the plan. Thoughts?

Xena: There’s a master key and a spare key. Gabrielle has them both.

Eve: I have two mums.

Xena: Man, that was a really great nap. What did I miss?

Xena: My girl is mad at me.

Gabrielle: I always knew you were a blood-sucking, joyless...

Joxer: Xena is so much bigger than you.

Gabrielle: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. It is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Herodotus: I don't think you should be dating my daughter.

Gabrielle: How can someone say Xena is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.

Xena: Whenever Gabrielle gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help.