Someone asked me to build Jesus, and I’m not one to turn down a request. I want to put it on record before I begin that I was raised Methodist myself, and while I identify as an atheist now, I have the utmost respect for any and all religions. I do not make this post to mock or belittle anyone else’s beliefs, nor to insult the imagery or symbolism that Jesus represents. Although a lot of my gifs are on the sillier side, it’s because I like to use a variety of sources for figures like Jesus if I can help it. However, I have built Apollo and Morgan le Fey in the past, and plan to build other figures like Odin, Persephone, Lucifer, and Amaterasu in the future. As such, I want to make it clear that I am approaching each of these important cultural figures from a place of respect for other people’s closely held beliefs, and any insult or misrepresentation is not done intentionally. I try my best to do research and don’t make builds lightly. Just be aware that this is done all in good fun, and no disrespect is intended toward those who value these figures as important people, symbols, or personifications of ideologies. Keep in mind as well, that some of this is my personal interpretation, and I know not everyone is going to agree with the version of Jesus as I perceive him. He’s a monumental figure with a lot of varying stories and sources, both antiquated and modern, and everyone is entitled to their own interpretation of him.

For his race, Jesus would most likely be a Protector Aasimar, as they are angelic beings, but are not completely divine, being partly human. Since Jesus is an accomplished public speaker, we can leave the Protector Aasimar’s racial bonus alone, granting Jesus +2 CHA/+1 WIS. This allows Jesus to speak Celestial, have a healing hand, and to sprout angelic wings 1 minute per long rest. However, if you wanted to play Jesus as a Variant Human or Custom Lineage, that would also be alright.

Jesus was a carpenter, so as tempting as an Acolyte background would be, the most accurate thing would be to make him a Guild Artisan, falling into group 5 which includes carpenters, roofers, and plasterers. He gains proficiency in Insight to know people’s true intentions such as those who will betray him, and Persuasion so that he can preach and convince large crowds of his rhetoric.

Jesus did believe in goodness, but he was killed for openly rebelling against Roman occupation in the holy land. He endorsed non-violent protest, but did so in the name of freedom from oppression. At the very least, the historical Jesus was an active rebel against tyranny and injustice, making him Chaotic Good in an unjust society, or Lawful Good in a fair and just society. He’s more or less Neutral Good, and his philosophies of Law vs Chaos really depend on whose authority he is dealing with. Whether he agrees with or opposes those in power will dictate his philosophies on whether lawfulness or civil disobedience is the correct course of action.

CLERIC LIFE DOMAIN

If I had to classify the domains of the Christian God, I would likely say that He would most closely tie to Life, Light, Peace, and Knowledge. You may be wondering why Jesus isn’t a Divine Soul Sorcerer. They are literally beings with divine bloodlines. The simple answer is that while Jesus is a good public speaker that showcases a knack for Charisma skill checks, I’ve always thought of Jesus as more of a wise man than a charming one. He’s good at convincing people because he’s wise enough to understand people on a deeper level, and that wisdom comes across in the way he speaks and carries himself. He may be persuasive, but those persuasive words carry a message of insightfulness, understanding, and logic, all of which stem from coming from a wise person. As such, I decided that Cleric was more appropriate than Sorcerer, as they prioritize understanding and religious devotion over charming smiles and winning personalities. Clerics also get access to Divine Intervention, and Jesus was still an active worshipper of God as a Jew, despite also being His son. I went with Life Domain because Jesus’ most famous miracles involve healing the sick and injured. The life domain not only makes Jesus a prolific healer, it also slots him into a more passive and supportive party role. However, if you want to play a more violent, vengeful, or demon-stomping version of Jesus that smites the wicked with holiness, then the Light domain packs a stronger punch and can decimate the armies of Lucifer better than the Life domain. We’ll take Medicine and Religion from the Cleric skill list.

BASIC BUILD INFORMATION

BUILD Life Domain Cleric (20)

STATS STR 12 DEX 10 CON 18 INT 10 WIS 20 CHA 16

SAVING THROWS STR +1 DEX 0 CON +4 INT 0 WIS +11 CHA +9

COMBAT INFO HP: 183 AC: 12 PP: 15 Init: +0 SAB: +11 SDC: 19

SKILLS Insight (+11) Medicine (+11) Persuasion (+9) Religion (+6)

LANGUAGES Common Celestial

JESUS’ SPELLS

Clerics can change their spell list on every long rest, but this line up of spells is designed to be the most accurate list to what Jesus is known to do. Keep in mind, I am not perfect and may miss something Jesus is known to do.

C Light, Mending, Sacred Flame, Spare the Dying, Thaumaturgy 1 Bless, Ceremony, Cure Wounds, Guiding Bolt, Purify Food and Drink, Sanctuary 2 Gentle Repose, Lesser Restoration, Prayer of Healing, Spiritual Weapon, Warding Bond, Zone of Truth 3 Aura of Vitality, Beacon of Hope, Feign Death, Mass Healing Word, Remove Curse, Revivify, Water Walk 4 Aura of Life, Death Ward, Guardian of Faith 5 Commune, Flame Strike, Greater Restoration, Hallow, Mass Cure Wounds, Raise Dead 6 Heal, Sunbeam 7 Divine Word, Resurrection 8 Holy Aura, Sunburst 9 True Resurrection

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