New York Times Pitchbot

Whether it’s Democrats promoting censorship and violating the rights of First Amendment fundamentalists by asking social media platforms to remove pages and posts or Republicans protecting agents’ lives by asking social media platforms to remove pages and posts, both parties have interfered with social media platforms to further their goals.

While eating escargot and reading the Financial Times, my three-year-old daughter turned to me and asked: “Dad, did China just push the US economy into a depression?” I said, "Don’t worry, Melanivanka, Daddy Trump said that President Xi was just having a bad day, but we’ll beg as much as we need to"

Confusion sets in as Dean Cain is set to become “the dean” of any university that accepts the Trump Compact.

Trump reportedly starting to think that pedophiles and rapists don’t go to heaven.

Democrats think we should improve our international relations. So why are they so upset about the revelations by Politico that young Republicans admire a German leader?

It may seem confusing that Republicans are upset about being called Nazis and fascists while writing “I love Hitler” in private chats. But if there’s anything that Charlie Kirk taught us is that we need to see things in full context.

A scientific survey about as rigorous as the ones used by RFK Jr. to study autism found that using the pornography monitoring Covenant Eyes app can cause your relatives to sexually abuse children. The app is famously used by speaker Mike Johnson and his son.

Trump administration threatens to send Kristi Noem to Puppy Bowl if NFL insists on having Bad Bunny on halftime show.

Melania Trump has offered herself as a diplomatic conduit between the US and foreign leaders, like Putin and Trudeau, in ways that no other First Lady has done before.

Turning Point USA to host its own Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.