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when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I long for Scotland the same way that stinky fat American white discord mods yearn for Japan. I wish my family never came to America (I know it was because of the highland clearances) and changed our gaelic name to some anglicized crap. What do you mean I could have had a culture, saw the northern lights, and had like 18 hours of daylight?