AUTOLYSE

call me damnée or autolyse, whichever please you!

she/her ; +20

multifandoms ; SLOOOOW writer ; english isn't my first language so please be indulgent! (if anyone's interested in being an editor, i'll gladly accept it! bc i need someone to correct my mistakes..)

my dm's are open if you guys have any questions!

REQUESTS : closed.

rules ; masterlist ! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

profiles : gooner cave !

[y/n] [l/n]

[y/n] is a junior in high school, sharing the same class as soyeon, and someone who is widely known among her peers. her popularity comes not only from her presence at school, but also from her growing recognition online as a twitch streamer. many students know her, talk about her streams, or quietly follow her content, making her someone who exists in two worlds at once. at school, however, she presents a completely different side of herself. she’s calm, approachable, and patient — the kind of person who smiles easily, listens attentively, and never seems overwhelmed. with her close friends — especially soyeon and linlin — she becomes someone else entirely. louder, more chaotic, quick to joke and tease, unfiltered in a way she would never allow herself to be in front of others. it’s a side of her she keeps carefully hidden, almost like a secret reserved only for them. around them, she lets go of that composed image, revealing a more playful, unpredictable personality that contrasts sharply with how the rest of the school sees her. that balance between control and chaos, between the girl everyone thinks they know and the one only a few truly see, is what makes [Y/N] so intriguing — both online and off.

choi soyeon

soyeon is a quiet and reserved girl who tends to keep to herself most of the time. at school, she doesn’t speak much to her classmates unless it’s necessary — usually for group projects, which she almost always ends up doing with [y/n]. she’s not cold or distant, just naturally discreet, more comfortable observing than being at the center of attention. there’s a calmness to her presence, something gentle and steady that people don’t always notice at first. but when it comes to her boyfriend, juhoon, everything about her softens. the moment she talks about him, her voice becomes warmer, her expressions lighter, and a quiet happiness settles over her. with [y/n] and linlin, she doesn’t hold back — she speaks about him with sincerity, with affection, with a kind of love that feels simple and genuine. it’s in those moments that her true warmth shows the most. without even realizing it, soyeon brings a subtle brightness wherever she goes. she’s not loud, not overwhelming, but like a soft ray of sunlight — gentle, comforting, and quietly constant.

liu linlin

If you read enough roundups of AI companion apps, they all start to blur together. Candy.ai shows up, a couple of clones show up, and the verdict is usually some lukewarm draw. I wanted to be more precise than that, so I judged sweetdream.ai on the things that actually matter day to day rather than on marketing copy.

Realism is the first axis. SweetDream's chat reads as natural and emotionally aware, and it carries memory across conversations, which is exactly where most rivals quietly drop the ball. You feel the difference within a few exchanges, when your AI girlfriend references something you mentioned last week without being prompted.

ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ!ᴇᴏᴍ ꜱᴇᴏɴɢʜʏᴇᴏɴ x ꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ.

sypnosis :

you began streaming as nothing more than a way to pass the time, a small escape where you could be yourself without expectations. at the beginning, only a few viewers would come and go, your presence on screen almost unnoticed. but with time, your authenticity drew people in. your audience grew steadily, turning your quiet hobby into something much bigger than you had ever imagined. before you knew it, your name started to circulate — not just online, but within the halls of your own school. whispers, curious glances, and familiar faces began to follow you, proof that your world behind the screen was no longer separate from your everyday life. yet, among all those viewers, there is one you’ve never truly seen. someone who watches you not just for entertainment, but with genuine admiration. hidden behind a username, they admire you from afar — not just as a fan, but as someone who understands your world. unlike what you might think, they aren’t just another anonymous viewer. they, too, are a well-known streamer, someone with their own audience, their own success and yet, to you, they are no one in particular. and as fate would have it, they walk the same school halls as you, remaining just out of reach, a stranger you unknowingly pass by every day.

profiles : gooner cave ; magical girls

genre : crack fic, dark humor, smau, streaming, cursing ect you got it..

CHAPTERS :

duh!

streaming time!

the boys..

back to school..!

tba

tba

tba

go get that uniform!

help your girl out!

profiles :

jinu

— smart, wealthy, handsome, charismatic and loved by all ; his classmates and even his teachers. he’s rumi’s boyfriend and loves to spend his time with her but it’s such a hassle when girls of this school come and ruin their "together time". besides his lover, he’s usually seen with his group of friends.

abby

— HIMBO. HASSLE. ASSHOLE. CRYBABY. DUMB. IDIOT. he got accepted into this school because his family is rich. he’s the group’s complainer, always whining that no girl wants him.

mystery

— not much is known about him. he rarely speaks, and he’s almost always seen with his girl, zoey, or hanging around his friends. part of his popularity comes from that mysterious aura — the way he keeps his face hidden only makes him more intriguing, more attractive.

romance

— a hoe. he acts like he’s single, but everyone in this school knows jade owns him. even though he flirts with every girl, he never means anything by it—he usually does it just when he’s bored. still, he loves his girl with all his heart. sometimes he’s even a little scared of her, but her jealousy? to him, it’s the cutest thing in the world.

baby

BABY x READER — highschool!AU

plot : it was [y/n]’s very first year of high school — a fresh beginning, a clean page, the start of what she secretly hoped would become the most exciting chapter of her life. she had followed her friends into this academy, determined not to be left behind, and after weeks of hard work and anxious nights, she had managed to get accepted. the school itself had a certain sparkle to its name: prestigious, exclusive, a place where only the brightest minds or the wealthiest families could walk through its gates. for our [y/n], that sounded like destiny. if the school was filled with brilliant and handsome boys, then surely.. somewhere among them was the one she had been waiting for.

genre : highschool!au, smau, dark humor, kys jokes, angsty sometimes, hurt/comfort, real people, deadass don’t know how this fic will end, baby x reader, idk fangirling

playlist : soft and sweet romance !

profiles : kyaaa!! gossip girls | bros forever

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2. go get that uniform!

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profiles :

[l/n] [y/n]

— it was her first year of highschool, and she had followed her friends to this academy, determined not to be left behind. she was cute, pretty… and, unfortunately, not particularly bright. it was nothing short of a miracle that she had been accepted. and let’s not forget, this wasn’t just any high school — it was the most prestigious one, known both for the grueling demands placed on its students and the wealth of the families who sent them there. while studying here, she’s trying to find the love of her life.. cute naivety.

rumi

— she was one of [y/n]’s closest friends, already in her third year of highschool. everyone knew her as jinu’s girlfriend — jinu, the boy who seemed to shine brighter than anyone else, charismatic and almost too handsome for his own good. she always told herself she didn’t care about the whispers, about the eyes that followed her in the hallways. but sometimes it was harder than she wanted to admit. the pressure weighed heavy, and jealousy lingered in the air like a shadow she couldn’t quite escape.

mira

— mira was also one of [y/n]’s best friends. she didn’t care about a single thing in the world — except for her friends and her boyfriend. she gets jealous easily, doesn’t care about her reputation, fights often, and hates it when her boyfriend acted like he was single, even if it was just to tease her. same went for [y/n] ; it was nothing short of a miracle that the pink-haired girl had actually been accepted into the school with her savage behavior. besides that, she's in the same class as rumi.

zoey

taglist ! @illusory-nomad @milkcatfern @chaos-inperson @roughsoftness @allezoboli

so.. i started reading your fic bad vilaines, because I didn't understand that it was abby x reader (i'm stupid i know 😂), i identified soo much in linlin..

so, i was meaning to ask maybe the same fic but with linlin!reader, because I really loved that characters and I'm IN LOVE with baby...

idk, if you can do that do it, if you don't want to/don't have time ignore me

owkie byee ❤️❤️

totally, i gotchu girl 💪 i’ll finish this one first then i’ll do the baby’s one cuz who doesn’t love him? he’s such a cutie

anyways back to the main subject,, this is a south park’s headcanon! this cartoon needs more appreciation like frfr :(

alright idrk what type of headcanon it is lol, let’s call it relationship headcanon (they’re highschooler btw) <3

im so sorry if it’s crap, doesn’t please you because of the writing or ooc, i tried my best and yes i just did the main quatuor maybe next time i’ll do the others (craig, tweak, token ect) :( 

Stan:

at first dating him was so difficult, every single thing you did would remind him of wendy which was kinda painful.

like damn, vomit-boy can’t even get over his ex lol

after a few months you couldn’t take it anymore and decided to tell him, its either he stopped that bullshit or you would leave his ass

my man understood the assignement and promised you he’ll do better

you know it was a harsh dilemma but both of you were suffering

but seeing him making a lot of efforts is kinda comforting, you don’t feel like shit anymore 

now back in the present both of you are happy

yes its not perfect and all, sometimes arguments happen and thats normal

it doesnt mean he doesn’t love you less than before

the truth is he’s scared.

yES you heard me, he’s scared of you leaving him like wendy did

he has and still has abandonment issues

and how did you find out? 

one day after a huge fight, stan left your house to go over cartman’s one and by some miracles your boo ended up drunk. 

kyle called you and asked you to come over so you can pick him up and drive him back to his house, on the way he started to cry and told you how scared he was

he didn’t want you to leave him, he told you how much he loves you and that without you he would be nothing 

you know you weren’t suppose to hear that so the day after the confession you fake innocence and apologized.

then swear from now on you both won’t fight anymore and instead use communication when something isn’t right 

he ran towards you and hug you

the hug was so strong that you swear you almost saw your soul leave your body lol

yes because when he hugs you, he puts all his strength in it

he loves hugs 

and kisses 

even though he’s shy.

AND NO OML HE DOESNT VOMIT ANYMORE (at least not on you nor in your mouth)

Kyle:

oml dating him isn’t for everyone

everyday is a challenge 

not only for you but also for him

why would you ask me?? because of cartman.

everything is cartman’s fault.

is that clear??

that boy omg, he’s so annoying?? when he doesn’t get involved into some weird ass shit, he would get involved into YOUR relationship with kyle

“kyle why are you dating that girl? she’s gonna give you AIDS!!”

“shut up cartman”

“sEE i told you, you damn jewish!! she already gave you aids, oh my god”

man life was harsh with you

luckily kyle was there to defend you although you can do it by yourself

bUt let’s say seeing kyle do it was so much more attractive (no i won’t call it hot smh.)

there were also his parents, they are sweet with you but sometimes too much WAS TOO MUCH. 

everytime you go to their house you end up with a bunch of stuffs, sometimes it was clothes, sometimes food and sometimes it was ike 

yes

ike

you became his babysitter lmao

but you don’t really mind, it means his little brother appreciates you

and thats so sweet

plus you can protect him from kyle’s infamous kick 

“kICK THE BABY”

“ooH loRD NO KYLE”

the first time you met him it was when both of you were in preschool.

you were sitting on that bench, waiting for your mom to pick you up and for some odd reason you saw a baby fly in the sky, screaming “doN’T KICK THE GODDAMN BABY” while cartman was yelling “damn that dildo flies high”

and for another odd reason that’s how you fell in love with him

Kenny

fiRST OF ALL, unlike some of these boys, kenny was loyal.

even though he doesn’t have a lot of money he still tries to buy you gifts such as jewelry, plushies and cakes.

kenny doesn’t talk much but when he does it was hard to understand because of his parka’s hood

but quickly you got used to it and now it became a habit.

both of you don’t really like to go outside for a date so y’all stay at the house of the other one watching tv, listening to music or just staying in bed while doing nothing

soMETIMES WHEN you were in the mood, you would ask him to bake and/or cook with you

it was your little secret but you know he doesn’t like to take food when people give it to him because it feels like they do it out of pity, thats why you ask him to do this activity with you

so you can say “aww i think it’s a bit too much.. you should take it home”

and since you’re his girlfriend, he cannot say no unless he doesn’t want to live anymore lol

because yes, if he doesn’t take it home with him you would throw a tantrum and pout for the rest of the day (he learns from his mistake lmao, homie is scared for his life)

when y’all don’t hang out at your house, it would be at his house even though he’s ashamed

not because he was poor (a bit) but because of his family’s situation

his parents weren’t the best 

and let’s not talk about his big brother, the only one he could stand and really care about and love would be his little sister, karen

she was his sunshine, his everything 

and you could understand why 

she was sweet yet somehow clumsy but her kindness would took over it

the few times you were at his house, you tried your best to make her smile 

you would take her out for shopping, buy her cakes and so on 

you know kenny was less worried for her knowing she was safe with you, he was and will always be grateful towards you for that

unlike his ex-girlfriends, you would take your time to make the most precious person in his life smile 

“y/n, babe, thank you for everything, really”

Cartman

this kid is foul, his mouth is foul, HE IS FOUL

you don’t even understand how both of you even started to date 

like?? you’re so different from him

he was mean, toxic, narcissistic, egoistic, self centered, manipulator, devoid of emotions/feelings and the list could go on

but yet you still fell for him

that was dumb of you, y/n

im so disappointed rn 

anyway, at first you didn’t pay much attention to him

you just heard a few rumors on him and his friends but never did you pay attention to him

except to THAT day

you were being scold by your teacher for being late and as expected he didn’t let you in 

so here you are, standing in the corridor, waiting for the next class to begin

minutes later cartman was kick out of the classroom for saying hitler was such a good man (and he dared to add he was handsome)

you looked at him with disappointment then go back to what you were doing which was staring at the window, he saw your look and put a disguted look on his face

“dumb bitches are always late”

“hUH??????????????”

“what is your problem, woman”

“shut up you peasant”

and thats how your pleasant not so pleasant friendship with cartman began

after a few months, you (unfortunately) developped feelings for him

you weren’t sure how to tell him since his last relationship was kind of a mess and from what you heard, heidi became another person when she was with him and even after the breakup 

but you took your courage and confessed aND WOW, the confession went so smoothly and surprise it’s reciprocated?????

but now that you are with him, you finally understood why heidi was so different from before

you can’t really say he was being a jerk with you

sometimes he was sweet, caring and loving

then the next minute he would degrade you, saying how useless and dumb you were (luckily for you he doesn’t know you have a degrading kink)