start a riot.

That would be worrisome if you were, George. Thankfully, you don’t have that kind of problem. I don’t think Erica would need the grey hairs. Passover is soon, so I’ll more than likely be coming then.

Ah–well. Fastfood, obsession with it anyways. And Celebrity crushes? I think that’s the right word. I don’t understand obsessing over famous people, it seems almost… завистливый–envious, that’s the English word. Smiling in the work place–that throws me off more than you realize George! Smiling this much in Russia makes people think you’re up to no good.

I rue the day she has any gray hairs to speak of, frankly. I can’t imagine it’s going to go over quite so smoothly. Ah, that’s right. We’ve been buried in work and I only remembered it was happening when Erica had to go shopping for all of the food. 

JAI: If you say so, Sir. I'd hate to be boring for you and ma'am.

JAI: Aww! That's adorable, Sir! There's nothing wrong at all with liking cartoons. Peanut butter is delicious but I have a very serious question about it: creamy or crunchy?

JAI: You're a social worker? How wonderful a job to have, Sir! I'm sure all of those kids appreciate having someone as kind and caring as you there to support them.

GEORGE: We're both very excited to get to know you, sweet girl, I'm not even remotely worried that we'll find you boring.

GEORGE: Oh god, I feel like I'm about to screw this up. I'm definitely a big fan of chunky peanut butter - it was my favorite when I was a kid.

JAI: Of course, Sir. There's not much a Dominant would require of me that I wouldn't be okay with.

JAI: Oh goodness. Well I don't want to tell too many and risk you finding me boring come Saturday but I suppose I could throw out a few tidbits...

JAI: I'm the oldest of three children. I have my younger brother, Tyler (sub), and my twin sister Janessa (Domme). I went to a small community college in my early 20's and got a degree in Culinary Arts.

JAI: Oh there's nothing all that particular, sir. Anything you want to share with me that would help me know you better is good enough for me :)

GEORGE: Darling, I can promise you that you won't be the least bit boring come Saturday. If anything, I'll be that much more excited to see you.

GEORGE: Ah, I'm the oldest as well. My brother Patrick is also a Dominant and he just turned twenty-eight a month or two ago. He has a four year old son who is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen.

GEORGE: Uh-- what is there. I'm afraid I might be a bit boring. I'm a social worker - I work mostly with foster children: placing them in homes, helping them acclimate, giving them someone to lean on and such.

Georgo! Nah, this happened suddenly, so this isn’t the stroke situation–but glad to know you’re stroke free!

The settling is going all right. Got an apartment on the east side of town, nothing fancy really. I’m still…. Very confused with a lot of things that American’s seem to be very interested in, so cultural shock is an understatement.

... Considering I’m only thirty I think I’d be exceedingly alarmed if I was having trouble with strokes, come to think of it. Ah, neither here nor there. When are you coming to visit? The house, I mean, and us in general. 

JAI: Oh! Hello Sir! It's a pleasure to meet you - if only informally for the moment. I don't mind you sending these messages one bit!

JAI: Of course, Sir! I'm not entirely sure what you'd like to know but I'll start with the basics for the moment. I'm Jaime Kehoe, though most people call me Jai. I'm in my early 30's and I work at HU in the cafeteria.

JAI: my evening is going quite well, and I hope yours is as well!

GEORGE: Oh, good, I was worried it was a bit too forward of me but I'm glad you're alright with it.

GEORGE: Uh, anything you'd want to tell me? You could even just tell me as many miscellaneous facts about yourself as you could and I'd be thrilled.

GEORGE: Do you enjoy working at the university?

GEORGE: Hello, darling. Erica's let me know you're to be having tea with us Saturday and I thought I might say hello early, considering we haven't met properly yet.

GEORGE: I hope it's alright I'm sending you these messages?

GEORGE: I was hoping you might be able to tell me a bit about yourself? I'll return the favor, of course, I'm just very, very curious.

That was not what I meant. God. Does it always have to be about sex? That’s why we’re in hot water right now.

If I’m not so hungover that I– oh. Ass, tits, balls, cock, piss. I can’t drink.

… I hate this. I want you to know that.

I mean, I was teasing you— but no, my dear, it does not always have to be about sex. 

Sometimes I forget how low your standards are when it comes to romance. Then you open your mouth. Is it too much to ask that our free time together be spent doing other, more enjoyable things?

Well, I’m certainly not going to apologize for enjoying time with you but I couldn’t exactly fuck you in the waiting room, could I, princess?

I’d be down for that, Mr. Handsome~ Company is company no matter the reason. I’m feeling better, but I think that was just with time.

Mr. Handsome, huh? That’s certainly a new one; you’re going to make me blush and that always just looks a mess. I’m George, though. Or Sir George, or Sir. Whatever strikes you. I’m happy to hear that, though; that you’re feeling better. Everyone is entitled to bad days but they’re always a bit of a drag, aren’t they? 

Well, that’s four hours I can never get back because of this insufferable testing. I hope those responsible pay dearly for wasting my time.

At least we were there together? I don’t know about you, but I can’t say I hated four uninterrupted hours with you, darling. 

I guess this is overdue–how did I manage limited internet in Russia? Your guess is as good as mine.

The name’s Thomas Markovy, Most just call me TJ. I’m a switch and a journalist originally from St. Petersburg, Russia. A pleasure to meet you all.

Tommo! Did you call to tell us you were moving out here? Did I have a stroke or something and completely forget? I’ll feel bad but I think I’ve been relatively stroke-free as of late, so it must not be that.