don’t be alarmed — i’m here with you 💫

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

is this the driver or are these the ladies

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

I LOVE SNOOKI (i just finished s1 of jersey shore and it’s so funny)

Pathologic 3 is impossible to talk about with people because I'll be coming out with sentences like "damn I suck at the euthanasia mechanic."

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them