end of an era :(

Stella deserves a nap for all the hard work she puts in being fabulous

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger

That's me btw

HELLO?????????

cringe is okay, in moderation my friend

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this is how disability works in america

If you like artificial grape flavor you are incredibly mentally unwell and completely untreatable. Hopeless.

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary