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╰ ♡ SEX EDUCATION SENTENCE STARTERS. sentences from season one, episode one of netflix’s sex education. contains heavy themes of sex, drugs, and bullying. feel free to adapt where you see fit.
❛ d’you like my tits ? ❜
❛ where’s the spunk, [ name ] ? ❜
❛ you having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis ? ❜
❛ thanks for everything, mum. uh, [ name ]. [ name ]. definitely [ name ]. ❜
❛ your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream. ❜
❛ [ name ], how are you getting on with your penis ? ❜
❛ i’m not a fucking eunuch, all right ? ❜
❛ just because he’s the only other gay in our year, it doesn’t mean you have to fancy him. ❜
❛ what’re you looking at, el pervo ? ❜
❛ he called you a spanish pervert. ❜
❛ excuse me. i gave two and a half handjobs to that guy i met at butlin’s. ❜
❛ i heard she bit [ name ] on the scrote and now it’s all wonky, like a discount avocado. ❜
❛ i heard she sucked off twelve guys in ten minutes for a dare. ❜
❛ are you a complete moron ? ❜
❛ fuck off, snowflake. ❜
❛ head boys notoriously peak too early. i’d watch out, if i were you. ❜
[ sms ] : meet me after class.
❛ . . . you set my desk on fire ? ❜
❛ dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house. ❜
❛ d’you reckon his brain is so small ‘cause his dick is so big ? ❜
❛ my auntie got eaten by wasps. ❜
❛ how’s it going with knobzilla ? ❜
❛ the thing is, he can be really sweet when no one’s watching. ❜
❛ ta-ra, lad. ❜
❛ see you later, pet. ❜
❛ smoking is definitely not vegan. ❜
❛ my ham ! ❜
❛ tell anyone and i’ll maim you. ❜
❛ how long is this gonna take, new kid ? ❜
❛ do you wanna get monged ? ❜
❛ there’s a ball bag on the tv. ❜
❛ you should get on pornhub. there’s loads of stuff on there. you can watch a cgi demon fuck a horse. ❜
❛ you’ve got a sex dungeon. ❜
❛ your mum’s cool. why aren’t you cool ? and she’s hot. why didn't you say she was hot ? ❜
❛ —— ejaculation. jizz, spunk . . . man milk ! ❜
❛ information is empowering. ❜
❛ okay, calm down. take a breath. let’s . . . let the negative energy dissipate. ❜
❛ you need to stop analysing everything i do. ❜
❛ okay, i’m going to my room, because i’m angry and i need some space. ❜
[ sms ] : are you still alive ?
❛ we’re just fucking, [ name ]. we don’t need to know each other’s postcodes. ❜
❛ you know the rules. ❜
❛ hello, lover. ❜
❛ can you not even get hard now ? am i that bad ? ❜
❛ it’s fine. he was baked. he’s probably forgotten all about it. ❜
❛ i can feel it. look, it’s throbbing. ❜
❛ it could have been a lot worse. she could have been stroking an actual penis. ❜
❛ i know it was you who sent that video around. ❜
❛ it feels like it’s gonna explode, and not in a good way. ❜
❛ think of this room as being four walls of trust : anything you say is fine. there’s no judgement. ❜
❛ is three viagras bad ? ❜
❛ i feel lightheaded and i can taste scampi. ❜
❛ you could besiege a castle with that thing. ❜
❛ maybe you should try it some time instead of being such a joy fucker. ❜
❛ girls talk, clodpole. ❜
❛ i just can’t stop thinking about stuff when we’re shagging. ❜
❛ what if my dad walks in and it’s right when i’m blowing my load and i can’t stop and he sees my jizz face ? ❜
❛ sounds to me like you’re experiencing some performance anxiety. ❜
❛ i wish i could be a normal kid. with a normal dick. and a normal dad. ❜
❛ so everyone’s wrong and i’m basically awesome ? ❜
❛ be proud of your penis and your heritage. ❜
❛ your mum really got in my head. she’s like some kind of sexy witch. ❜
❛ yes, it is large, but i’ve done some googling, and it’s actually just above average in terms of worldwide adult statistics. ❜
❛ you have to break up with him. ❜
❛ i have to tell you something. ❜
[ talking to genitals ] ❛ welcome back old friend. how i’ve missed you. ❜
❛ i wanted to do it one last time. for, like, memories. ❜
❛ sorry, but it’s over. ❜
❛ thing is, school’s hard enough without having to date an actual flasher. ❜
❛ i can’t masturbate. ❜
❛ i can’t masturbate and i don’t want to talk about it. ❜
❛ your advice was shit. ❜
❛ everyone’s got a picture of my lovely big dick. ❜
❛ she hates herself, but she can’t stop wanking. ❜
❛ yeah, he’s definitely giving everyone pubic lice. ❜
❛ you have a gift. it would be irresponsible to waste it. ❜
❛ your words made him come . . . sort of. ❜
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╰ ♡ ALWAYS BE MY MAYBE SENTENCES.
contains themes of sex, drugs death, and mild violence. feel free to change pronouns and wording to suit you !
❛ nobody wants to sit next to that kid with the thermos soup. ❜
❛ you’re, like, my best friend. ❜
❛ you don’t know the words, do you? ❜
❛ shh. I don’t need to know the words to know that it’s emotional, and sensual, and full of melodic feelings, okay? ❜
❛ hey, where’d you get that condom? ❜
❛ your car smells like parmesan. ❜
❛ no, that was supposed to be cute. that was supposed to be like, "'cause we had sex, I know what you sound like.” ❜
❛ you took off my underwear. you took it to the next step. ❜
❛ just because you’re always at our house, eating our food, watching our tv because your parents don’t care enough to ever be around, doesn’t mean you know shit about how I’m feeling. ❜
❛ you are such an asshole. ❜
╰ ♡ TESSA VIOLET’S BAD IDEAS.
a series of sentence starters from tessa violet’s album BAD IDEAS. feel free to change pronouns and wording to suit you !
PRELUDE.
❛ I’m insecure. ❜
❛ I’m insecure, of that I’m sure. ❜
❛ there seems to be something that you keep behind your teeth. ❜
❛ you get what you see. ❜
❛ maybe it’s me. ❜
❛ you think I’d know better by now. ❜
CRUSH.
❛ I can’t focus on what needs to be done. ❜
❛ you think I’m tepid but I’m misdiagnosed. ❜
❛ I just need to play it cool now. ❜
❛ you make it difficult to not overthink. ❜
❛ when I’m with you I turn all shades of pink. ❜
❛ I wanna touch you but don’t wanna be weird. ❜
❛ I could be your crush. ❜
❛ hopin’ you’ll text me so I could tell you I been thinking ‘bout your touch. ❜
❛ I got a fascination with your presentation. ❜
❛ maybe if I’m busy it can keep me from you. ❜
❛ I’m pretending you ain’t been on my mind. ❜
BAD IDEAS.
❛ I hope you don’t think I’m rude. ❜
❛ I wanna make out with you. ❜
❛ no one ever called me smooth. ❜
❛ tell me, do you think about me? ❜
❛ I just wanna kiss you. ❜
❛ at least I’ll know what it’s like to have held your hand. ❜
❛ bad ideas, I know where they lead. ❜
❛ I wanna kiss you standing up. ❜
❛ I wake up still high on you. ❜
❛ it takes everything I got not to text. ❜
❛ I just want a kiss to get me through. ❜
❛ now all my bed sheets smell like you. ❜
❛ if you think you’ll miss me, come on back and kiss me. ❜
❛ I just gotta know what you and I would feel like. ❜
I LIKE (THE IDEA OF) YOU.
❛ I’ve got a radar for trouble and you’re a renegade. ❜
❛ I keep repeating the way you say my name. ❜
❛ we just don’t make sense, but still you fight for me. ❜
❛ I like the idea of you. ❜
❛ wonder how it’d be to love you. ❜
❛ I know I shouldn’t be guessing but you’re impressing me. ❜
❛ we fall in love with a feeling, just feeling you and me. ❜
❛ you think I’d learn but I love your touch, it is sweet like honey. ❜
❛ there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear you call me funny. ❜
❛ guess I’m a sucker for you. ❜
GAMES.
❛ I don’t want a piece of that. ❜
❛ you make a toy of me. ❜
❛ maybe I just couldn’t see, couldn’t see that . . . ❜
❛ there ain’t nothing wrong with us at all. ❜
❛ you keep playing games with me. ❜
❛ I hate the way you break, and you take, and you tear me down. ❜
❛ boy, you really oughta knock it off right now. ❜
❛ I know I should trust my gut. ❜
❛ I just hate the path this could lead me down. ❜
❛ you say there’s nothing wrong and I long to take you at your word. ❜
❛ you’re lying. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna keep on crying. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling everyone I’m fine. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling everyone I’m fine when I feel like I lost my mind. ❜
FEELIN.
❛ spent the winter pretendin’ I’m okay. ❜
❛ I love a sinner ‘cause they look the other way. ❜
❛ I’m a girl of thunder. ❜
❛ I’m a girl of thunder, wishin’ all the world away. ❜
❛ I talk but I don’t say. ❜
❛ was it easy, decidin’ you’re not mine? ❜
❛ do you feel me, do I ever cross your mind? ❜
❛ I hate that you affect the way I feel at all. ❜
❛ I don’t deserve to find my footing just to fall. ❜
❛ now, voice, I don’t need you to crack. ❜
❛ no tellin’ what you might say and I can’t take back. ❜
❛ I’m afraid to give a voice to what I’m wanting for. ❜
WORDS AIN’T ENOUGH.
❛ you’re cold when it counts. ❜
❛ you can say you love me but --- words ain’t enough. ❜
❛ words ain’t enough. ❜
❛ you want me to stay, you say, but then you turn away. ❜
❛ I’m pressing my luck. ❜
❛ cut myself into easy pieces to chew. ❜
❛ carve me up into someone you’d choose. ❜
BORED.
❛ I’m stayin' up too late just to stay awake. ❜
❛ I wish I weren’t so self-obsessed. ❜
❛ wish that I could be the best. ❜
❛ I’m nervous and I’m bored. ❜
❛ I’m so bored of waking up. ❜
❛ I’m exhausted by my heart. ❜
❛ I’d feel good if only I could finish what I start. ❜
❛ I’m never tired in my bed. ❜
❛ my new habit of the week --- saying sorry when I speak. ❜
❛ I know that it’s no good. ❜
❛ I don’t wanna be ignored. ❜
❛ beat me up for bein’ a drag. ❜
❛ I wish you would love me. ❜
❛ I wish you would love me, but I keep it all inside. ❜
❛ you want it better but you-- you only choke. ❜
❛ is this all there is? ❜
WISHFUL DRINKING.
❛ separate me from the rest of the herd. ❜
❛ I can run away from all of my hurt. ❜
❛ say what you want me to say. ❜
❛ weave me a story so I won’t have to talk. ❜
❛ it’s not a problem if I never get caught. ❜
❛ tell myself I’m not thinking ‘bout how I could drown. ❜
❛ hatch demons where no one can see. ❜
❛ this is not a problem if I don’t want it to stop. ❜
❛ this is not a problem if convincin’ that it’s not. ❜
❛ don’t call it a problem, it’s the only thing that I still got. ❜
❛ go ahead and stop your thinkin’ now. ❜
HONEST.
❛ here’s the truth: my strength ain’t being honest. ❜
❛ my strength ain’t being honest. ❜
❛ I work mostly from wanting to be wanted. ❜
❛ guess I’m not doing well. ❜
❛ I’m no good tonight. no . . . I don’t feel alright at all. ❜
❛ how long until I feel myself again? ❜
❛ you can run but it can find you. ❜
❛ where would I go? where would you go? ❜
❛ flattery’s my choice of weapon. ❜
❛ poison tastes like my resentment. ❜
❛ sometimes I feel like there’s nowhere else to go. ❜
❛ lonely is the girl who doesn’t let it show. ❜
❛ every road I take is leading me back. ❜
❛ funny to notice that about yourself, like all at once I realise I didn’t want to see it. ❜
❛ and if I been going crazy, maybe it’s because I been telling myself a story. ❜
❛ I should be doing fine by now. ❜
❛ hey, hey, it’s okay. hey, hey, you’re okay. ❜
INTERLUDE III.
❛ I woke up today knowing no one really knows me. ❜
❛ all I know is that I’m lonely. ❜
❛ I don’t fuck around. ❜
❛ but now I’ve put you down, I’m afraid I’ve nothing left. ❜
❛ I want a touch of something new. ❜
❛ I want a touch of something new, something I can keep. ❜
❛ all I know is that everything I do don’t bear me no relief. ❜
❛ I’ve been telling all my friends I’ve just been working on myself. ❜
❛ wish I could learn to trust someone would want to put me first. ❜
❛ I can’t deign to hope when I’m bracing for the worst. ❜
❛ all I know is holding back won’t help me learn to let it go. ❜
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GLEE SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------S02E01, Audition.
contains themes of bullying. feel free to change the pronouns to suit you!
how do you respond to rumours you’re incredibly difficult to work with?
that was out loud, wasn’t it?
how has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?
people think I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
did you know there’s a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?
when are you slated to make your triumphant return to the shire?
I don’t suppose there’s any way you could just cut out that last part, is there?
why so glum? cat crap in your coffee?
high school’s a dry run for the rest of your life.
you think your kids can manage life without their daddy?
you’re all coffee and no omelette.
so we’re plankton on the high school food chain. only difference now is that none of us really care.
[NAME] needs to be stopped and I need your help to topple her. you in?
I would have joined in with the kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.
we need chorus members --- people to stand behind me and stare at me with wet, moved eyes while I sing solos.
SHUT UP!
the panther isn’t cool with doing anything except doing exactly what she says without question.
the first ten to puke are off the team.
I think you’re great, but you’re a terrible boyfriend.
dude, your mouth is huge. how many tennis balls can you fit in there?
I’ve never had any balls in my mouth. have you?
I like his confidence, but the bieber cut’s gotta go.
fashion has no gender.
that’s awful. you’re awful.
it’s just so like me to be totally blinded by my concern for the two of you.
operation mean girl is a go.
these seats are currently being occupied by my ghost friends.
I want my girlfriend back, and I want abs.
I’m the captain of the u.s.s. kick ass, not the u.s.s. back talk.
a little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation getting a brand new set of melons.
I can’t take my eyes off them. I’m actually talking to them right now.
you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. you got a boob job!
stop the violence.
WALK AWAY, AND TIGHTEN UP YOUR PONY BEFORE YOU GET TO CLASS!
[NAME] didn’t touch my boobs. actually, I really wanna touch her boobs.
I didn’t send her to an active crack house.
welcome to the glee club!
are those dog poop cookies?
I’ll never break up with you.
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GHOSTS SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------Episode 02, Gorilla War.
contains themes such as death and the paranormal.
[sms] am doing jobs --- REST!
what sort of heathen just barges in on a lady while she’s sleeping?
daddy gonna drill a hole in the wall.
i’m going to call it the ‘smile hole’.
don’t shriek, you ill-bred hen. it is unseeming for a lady to--- [SHRIEKS]
lady coming through!
what’s more likely, that you can see ghosts or that you’re still suffering from severe concussion?
conversings with the dead be witchcraft.
people been burns at the stake for less.
she may give ear to my overtures, but alas, she is yet to respond.
we work in shifts. campaign of attrition. guerrilla war.
gorilla always win.
what’s wrong with a nice ‘hello’? maybe show them around.
it is nice to be friendly.
befriended by you lot? i can’t think of anything more annoying.
no, i stopped a /crisis/. by starting a war, as it happens, but you know, that’s not the point.
you couldn’t negotiate your way out of a corn maze.
daddy gonna give it some DIY.
this is awful! i shall write to the owners. but where’s my quill? maybe i left it... [starts miming] downstairs.
i refuse to spend eternity in the company of a halfwit.
friends are peers and intellectual equals, [name]. we are neither.
this’ll learn those berks.
daddy gonna fix the boiler now.
oh, no, daddy. no.
we have a connection, a frisson, if you will.
this is a military campaign and i am not the sort to bring up the rear.
hello and welcome! on behalf of me and my fellow dead people, may i just say---
if you were dead, i would thrash your bottom, sir!
get out of my way, you soppy bit o’ rag.
a lady wouldn’t tell me to do that to myself!
you’re married, i’m dead --- it can never work.
i am too bold. forgive me. accurse my impetuous loins!
the room is full of zombies!
THE DOCTOR’S DEAD!!!
long story short : getting out now would probably bankrupt us. and i only added ‘probably’ to make it sound better.
you sort of just stays how you dies.
it’s your classic haunted house.
divorce him, kill yourself, marry me.
you mean, every person on the planet just thinks of me as the weirdo who died in some sex scandal?
renounce satan, witch!
and what about you, budget tarzan?
the good news, i’m not mad. they are.
GHOSTS SENTENCE STARTERS. ---------------Episode 01, Who Do You Think You Are ?
contains themes such as death, the paranormal and murder.
*laboured breathing*
well, there are worse ways to go.
tenner says she stays.
deal.
we are those poor spirits who dwell on, compelled for reasons unknown.
all i can see is shoes.
bagsie her room.
her life ‘twas like a play.
nah, fair enough. i wouldn’t wanna live here either.
god i hate estate agents... apart from the good ones like you.
i’m calling to inform you that you have in fact inherited a house.
so, she was like my step-great auntie?
i feel like i’m in the headmaster’s office.
does that mean i’m a lady? okay, i know i’m a lady, but, like, a lady lady? like, lady gaga?
can we keep it if we want to?
ah, look what the cat’s dragged in.
little guy... prawn... go dooka dooka.
ideally, you want it about five potatoes high?
yes, my by-election victory speech. ‘91. very inspiring, very long, and a few smutty jokes to keep it light.
ever since I moved rooms, I have been woken every night by you, [name], screaming like a mad person.
do you know what an owl sounds like?
the garden view comes with the screaming woman!
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH.
oh, for god’s sake. throw yourself out of your own damn window!
yes, that’s a compromise. keep the jumping, but do it silently.
let me pluck out my eyes, for never will i see such beauty again.
why must i always be spurned?
i’d rather kill them.
we could always try haunting? we’re ghosts.
when i pass through the livings, they smells burnings.
when i was alive, it was rumoured a little plague girl could often be heard singing in the pantry.
with my leadership and your skills, i believe we have everything we need to scare them out of their wits.
haunting’s hard, isn’t it?
we’ll be overrun with people taunting us with their life.
pushy or no pushy?
ANSWER THE QUESTION, DAMN YOU.
what kind of coward would push a lady out of the window?
it was my husband. i caught him upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him.
it’s alright for you. you’ve been asleep for two weeks.
she spoke to me, she spoke to me, she saw me, she spoke to me!
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.。.:*☆ BAT OUT OF HELL THE MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS !
these sentences are from the official soundtrack to jim steinman’s, BAT OUT OF HELL THE MUSICAL. there are some references to sex and violence as well as some cursing. please feel free to change the pronouns to suit you !
ACT ONE.
LOVE AND DEATH AND THE AMERICAN GUITAR
❛ i remember everything! ❜
❛ i remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. ❜
❛ i was barely seventeen and i once killed a boy with a fender guitar. ❜
❛ i do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel! ❜
❛ the guitar bled for about a week afterward. ❜
❛ so i took my guitar and i smashed it against the wall! ❜
❛ stop! wait a minute! stop it, boy! ❜
❛ what do you think you’re doing? ❜
❛ you know i love you, but you’ve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll! ❜
ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO / WASTED YOUTH
❛ i was nothing but a hungry boy looking for something new. ❜
❛ i feel the fever grow. ❜
❛ d’you know what it’s like? all revved up with no place to go. ❜
❛ i’m just a blue-eyed, blond-haired, black-hearted boy. ❜
❛ what’s the meaning of life? what’s the meaning of it all? ❜
❛ they’ve got a file on you and it’s a mile long. ❜
❛ you’re just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth. ❜
❛ they say i’m wild and i’m reckless. ❜
❛ you should be acting your age. ❜
❛ a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. ❜
WHO NEEDS THE YOUNG
❛ who needs the young? ❜
❛ the sado-masochistic things they’ve never done... ❜
❛ disgusting! ❜
❛ my eyes just aren’t what they were... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can see? ❜
❛ blind him! ❜
❛ my lips just aren’t what they were. ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can kiss? ❜
❛ spit on him! ❜
❛ my mind just isn’t what it was... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can dream? ❜
❛ wake him! ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can sing? ❜
❛ silence him! ❜
❛ my sex just isn’t what it was... ❜
❛ is there anyone left who can fuck? ❜
❛ fuck him! ❜
❛ who needs the young when we’re spending the rest of our miserable lives learning to die? ❜
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These sentences are from season one, episode one, ‘ The Rising ’. Please feel free to change the pronouns to suit you.
❝ How do I look ? ❞
❝ Yummy. ❞
❝ I’m sure you’ll find other ways to use it. ❞
❝ Guys, you know this is an open channel and I can hear you, right ? ❞
❝ We don’t talk about Cairo, remember ? ❞
❝ What can I say ? Lifelong boy scout. ❞
❝ EXFIL’s in Vienna. See you in twelve hours. ❞
❝ When did you learn to speak Italian ? ❞
❝ If you know how they work, you can bend them to your will. ❞
❝ Improvise. ❞
❝ _________, get out of there now ! ❞
❝ START THAT DAMN BOAT ! ❞
❝ It’s going to take more than chewing gum to fix it. ❞
❝ Give it to me and nobody else will get hurt. ❞
❝ You won’t kill her, but I will. ❞
❝ Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you want to get even. ❞
❝ Just in time, roomie, I’m making waffles ! ❞
❝ Nooow... put ‘em back on. ❞
❝ Is there anything you want to say to me ? ❞
❝ You know how you hack computers ? Well, I hack everything else. ❞
❝ No. You don’t look that smart. ❞
❝ Have you ever done anything to help someone knowing it might hurt you ? ❞
❝ Yes, I am guilty, and if I had to do it all over again, I would. ❞
❝ You have a unique skill set we can utilise. ❞
❝ This was supposed to be an interview, not a jailbreak. ❞
❝ I thought you said this was going to be hard ? ❞
❝ Titles really don’t matter to me. ❞
❝ Oh, my man never jokes about tin foil. ❞
❝ So I guess this is the end of your silly game of hide and seek, _________. ❞
❝ Because you’re a bad guy, I’m gonna reserve my right to not believe anything you say. ❞
❝ Why do guys like you always try to convince guys like me that you’re honest ? ❞
❝ Congratulations. Your friend just beat you in the mad dog crazy department. ❞
❝ Don’t get cocky. You’re the only other one here. ❞
❝ You wanna shoot him, you have to go through me. ❞
❝ Go ahead. You already had me killed once. ❞
❝ Was everything a lie ? ❞
❝ I thought you died trying to do something good. ❞
❝ I would have chose Beyoncé as an alias, but hey. ❞
❝ Sometimes a purge is necessary to fix what’s broken. ❞
❝ You go kaboom, I go kaboom. ❞
❝ Yeah, well, you know how you always have to pick between the blue wire and the red wire ? Well, I’ve got about twelve wires down here, and they’re ALL green. ❞
❝ Yeah, save it for happy hour, you still have work to do. ❞
❝ Thirty seconds of the clock. ❞
❝ D.I.Y. or die. ❞
❝ My man, saving the world in style ! ❞
❝ We’re family and family don’t knock. ❞
❝ In ancient mythology, the phoenix rose from the ashes stronger than it ever was. That’s us. ❞