𝒾'𝓂 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓉 ;

i pride myself on being a fairly trustworthy man, besides, lying only has worse consequences. there’s nothing better than someone who’s going to listen, and actually be motivational. like, it’s so hard livin’ here when everyone’s mostly in it for themselves. true, abiding by the law isn’t as bad when you could be locked up in jail. good, and i promise to spice ‘em up, just to make sure that you’re still attentive. i’ll happily do the same, and we’ll both be equal. how’s that ? okay, so maybe there’s a couple of things about me ... but, of course, they’re secrets.

i’ve been nice from the start, so i really dunno why you’re tellin’ me this. ugh, who knew being successful could come with this many disadvantages ... alright, whatever, i’m over it. but you should, i mean, you never know what ‘lil person out there could inspire you. a nice change of pace, mother, so embrace my compliments. whoa, i hope you don’t mean rockin’ him cause my arms, well, they can’t last for too long without gettin’ sore.

yikes, the fact that you’re denying my abilities is really breakin’ my heart in half right. honestly, like, my heart could possibly pop any second. don’t know, but life has a way of messin’ up everything that i actually enjoy. eh, that just goes to show that it probably wasn’t meant if they’re walkin’ away. no problem, whatsoever, it’s what i do. you’ll see.

NICONICONICO: tutorials don’t even help either :/ i feel so fuckin dumb :/ honestly :/ NICONICONICO: then you should ... let me .. have a little look ... :) 

never, ever. am i missin’ out on something epic ? life changing ? let me know the severity, and i’ll get on it. eventually. 

@NicoTortorella: @joe_keery baritone, man, i'm an avergae joe :/// imagine hamilton in jail ... i wanna be the room when that happens. get it ?!

@NicoTortorella: thank you, now everyone else should automatically believe that :/ @camilacabello true, see, now i don't feel so bad for being a lil wild :P

@NicoTortorella: @joe_keery i'm down, but only if i'm cast as a main :/// true .... completely sold on the idea tbh !

sheesh, tough crowd. i dunno, i’m kind of curious to see if your description actually lives up to the reality. but then again, sittin’ in bordum for two hours really isn’t my cup of tea either. help.

i am, and you should believe me rather than being all passive aggressive ! we’re all family now, so, what’s the worst that she could do ? blacklist me from every club ? wait, you better be gettin’ more than one or two positive comments. what the hell. my mom is beautiful, the haters are fucked. fine, please ? thanks. ─── that was brutal. my bubble’s at home, just waitin’ for me to go back into my jammies, and call it a night. damn right, glad you know.

NICONICONICO: pretty sure the hardest part is putting that thread in the needle smh ! NICONICONICO: fine :/ besides, your closet probably has way better shit anway :/

exactly, which is why you need to soak in all those precious moments while you can. i’ll let you know if the thirties are filled with prosperity, considerin’ it’s almost my time to experience ‘em soon. yolo’s the fuckin’ motto, my friend, don’t ever let anyone tell ‘ya otherwise. ten’s not bad, except you’re missing out on all the night-late shows that make television worth watching. right, man, the sad life that we live ... you know, being other people for a living. are you kidding ? that’s what of the struggles i’ve adopted, like, there’s no overcomin’ that phase. yikes, it’s always the bushes that get ‘ya killed. seriously, it’s almost as if they’re there for baiting purposes. man, i’m ready.

it’s a good thing you’re already pissed at me for the weed thing, i have no fuckin’ clue as to where that reference’s from ... i’m stupid. but, uh, you know you can always just invite yourself over ! seriously though, when’s the last time you have to ask for something ? i mean, don’t people just flock around to bring the dove cameron whatever that mind of yours desires ?

again, i’m not doubting you ... hell, i say it’s been a couple weeks now, and i’m heavily enjoyin’ being part of this family. we’ll be the talk of the family, like, what’s kkw beauty ? but that’ll hide all the positive comments, too. ya’ll are obligated to say nice shit to me cause we’re close, ‘ya know ? fine then, i’ll conceal myself from the judgmental world. c’mon, what happens if they actually deserved it ?

NICONICONICO: okay ... but ... to be honest ... i don’t know how to sew :/ NICONICONICO: can she shake enough to give me her closet ? she’s fuckin trendy tbh