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CINDY: i acTUALLY snapped someone and basically begged them to fuck me CINDY: i hit rock bottom ://

WOLFIECINDY: but the tea is i love you more :)) <33 WOLFIECINDY: that’s a fatass lie and we know it :(

CINDY: yeah i guess i’m just aight :// CINDY: enjoy it bc it only comes in spurts :// CINDY: do you need help with that fam?? CINDY: i think i was drunk and petty sdjsad lord only knows? CINDY: i propose cindycon 2019..maybe 2020 so i can actually plan it :)

CINDY: OR WHAT?!?!?! CINDY: 5 MORE THAN WHAT I HAD!!! CINDY: JUST CHECKING THAT’S ALL 

CINDY: i’m a human being that’s all i got going for me :// CINDY: ofc they do..i’m quite the catch CINDY: yikes....alexa play despacito CINDY: i blocked her awhile ago oops :/

KYLIZZLEMYNIZZL: i just made brownies and i want to eat the whole pan BUT… KYLIZZLEMYNIZZL: body goals ya know ????? KYLIZZLEMYNIZZL:  but three screenshots and i’ll eat it bc im weak

WOLFIECINDY: girl FUCK ‘body goals’ WOLFIECINDY: you’re gonna be hot no matter what you look like WOLFIECINDY: eat all the brownies you want

REECEKINGLEY: some random woman just called the police on me for walking my pitbull REECEKINGLEY: she said they’re a /DANGER/ to our society which pissed me off bc i’ve never trained alpha to be aggressive ! REECEKINGLEY: people are so quick to blame pits when they should be pointing fingers at their owners

WOLFIECINDY: oh the poor little pup :(( he didn’t even do anything WOLFIECINDY: HERE’S THE THING THO WOLFIECINDY: so many people things pits are dangerous but... WOLFIECINDY: have they never met a chihuahua? 

CINDY: no i actually did D: CINDY: by bad i mean desperate

CINDY: THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOMLINSON  CINDY: MY RIGHTFUL EARNINGS MHM!! CINDY: I SHOULDN’T HAVE NEEDS BUT I DO :/// CINDY: YOU GOOD FAM?

CINDY: i wanna pet his cute little head :( CINDY: he even looks so tiny i’m so soft

CINDY: i appreciate you thinking that..but i politely disagree  CINDY: can’t blame you even a little bit..i’m glad u like what u see ;) CINDY: tana mongeau who?!?!?!

CINDY: my creativity skills are LACKING bieber :// CINDY: that’s basically what i just said smh pay attention CINDY: shit i felt like that drag...but where’s the lie

CINDY: BUT A DEAL NONE THE LESS CINDY: LIFE IS UNFAIR OKAY  CINDY: FUCK I REALLY DO :((( CINDY: SOMETIMES BEING HUMAN SUCKS YOU KNOW 

XAVIER: i want to buy this hedgehog.. XAVIER: we’ve bonded, he peed on me.. we are one. XAVIER: i’ve named him frederick.

CINDY: omg what a CUTIE CINDY: and a perfect suited name for him