nicky

Is it just me or does this seem a little racist?

It’s just you

isnt this the “same face art guy” tumblr was makin fun of last month?  which one of you weirdos put a curse on this man

bruh

I need more.

this is fucking terrifying but i also need more.

nah nah no I’m done with this 

Get that boy some more sage and a shit load of salt

SHOOK

THIS IS TOO MUCH

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

When you meet that bitch from the net irl

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°