understood sir

Kidnapper:

“I’m going to tie you up!”

“Stop struggling!”

“Stop screaming!”

“Get in the car!”

“I’m never letting you go.”

“Should I gag you or blindfold you first?”

“Open your mouth.”

“How does this feel?”

“You’re coming with me.”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll let you go.”

“Why haven’t they paid the ransom yet?”

“Would you rather handcuffs or rope?”

“How are you liking the cage?”

“I may have to kill you.”

“Put your hands behind your back.”

“They’ll never catch me while I have a hostage.”

“Talk, or I’ll have to make you.”

“Hogtied on the floor is a good look for you.”

“Stop crying, or I’ll have to hurt you.”

Victim:

“Please, don’t tie me up!”

“Let me go!”

“Mppff!”

“Stop pushing me!”

“Untie me!”

“Please, let me see!”

“Please, don’t gag me!”

“Stop doing that!”

“What’s the gun for?”

“I’ll never tell you anything.”

“They paid the ransom, now let me go!”

“Could you loosen my handcuffs?”

“Why is it so dark in here?”

“Please, don’t hurt me.”

“Stop hurting me!”

“Could you get me something to drink?”

“That hurts!”

“The ropes are hurting me.”

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

[ shower ] to find my muse walking out the shower in a towel

[ murder ] to find my muse covered in blood in a room with a body

[ crying ] to find my muse crying

[ faint ] to find my muse passed out

[ bare ] to witness my muse changing in or out of clothing

[ touch ] to gently stroke my muse 

[ hold ] to hold on to my muse to show them comfort

[ grab ] to aggressively grab my muses arm

[ slam ] to slam my muse against the wall

[ choke ] to wrap your muses hands around my muses neck

[ pinch ] to pinch my muse

[ pin ] to pin my muse against the floor

[ pull ] to tug at my muses shirt

[ secret ] for my muse to confront yours on a big secret

“Who knows… I could become like a father to you.”

“So then, we really are friends?”

“My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.”

“Keep your hands off my girl.”

“Shouldn’t we… celebrate or something?”

“You may have created me. But you were never my father.”

“I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs… and insects!”

“Maybe I should consider redecorating.”

“You saved me? I thought you didn’t like me.”

“Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you are normal.”

“Have you ever seen her this happy?”

“Don’t make me send you to another dimension.”

“You can’t hold us here forever!”

“I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend.”

“I have done horrible things… and I have absolutely no regrets.”

“Having that thing inside doesn’t make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.”

“You don’t really have a choice. I’m taking her.”

“For the record, I’m nobody’s servant!”

“Kid, you take life way too seriously.”

“And just like everything else you’ve ever done, it’s made people suffer.”

“You said you’d be my friend no matter what, remember?”

“Are ALL the schools on your planet this horrible?”

“Would it kill you to smile?”

“Please tell me this isn’t another ridiculous prank.”

“You’re going to pay for that, you little grass stain!”

“It’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?”

“All this time I had no idea of the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits.”

“Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.”

“I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I’m dumb enough to try anything.”

“Are you gonna give me that look every time there’s an earthquake?”

“Do I still have to go to jail?”

“All you care about is destruction!”

“And all you care about, you destroy.”

“I don’t have any friends. Remember?”

“Actually, I’m not such a nice guy myself.”

“Anger is pointless, and you’re calling me a liar?”

“If you’ve “stopped” me, then why am I still here?”

“I don’t want him anywhere near my brain.”

“They were messengers, and my message got across loud and clear.”

“I am afraid. But that doesn’t mean I can’t fight back.”

“Nothing teaches discipline better than a brain-erasing trance.”

“It’s only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I’m doing!”

“What’s the matter? Afraid of the dark?”

“Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous.”

“Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build.”

“You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don’t blame them.”

“You are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight.”

“If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!”

“No more. I am defeated. You are a better robot.”

“The guy has got a spider for a head. Not like he’s gonna be hard to find.”

“I guess one more dance wouldn’t kill me.”

“I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me.”

“I don’t believe it… they actually trust me.”

“Of all the things I could’ve done tonight, I realized all I wanted to do was spend time with you.”

“If you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?”

“Does the word decoy mean anything to you?”

“I don’t need saving! I’m not some sad little girl waiting to be rescued!”

“That was nothing compared to what I’m going to do to you.”

“You promised to fight by my side forever. And that’s a promise I intend to make you keep.”

“You know, cutie, the only crime here is that you and I haven’t gone out on a-”

“Lighten up, chuckles. I’m not such a bad guy once you get to know me.”

“No. I’m sorry that he broke your heart.”

“You know I actually enjoy working for someone else. It lets me be a little more hands on.”

“It’s a beautiful day for the end of the world.”

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

“You belong to me”

“I found you”

“I’m in jail”

“You make me so hot”

“I have to leave”

“Please don’t leave”

“And what about our parents?”

“Who did this to you?”

“You shouldn’t have done that”

“What happened last night”

“We never tell anyone about this”

“So, you want to play games?”

“Does that require pants?”

“Lets just have a lazy day”

“Then go kill the bitch”

“I’m pregnant”

“You broke me”

“Don’t touch me”

“You can’t fix this”

“There’s nowhere we can hide”

“I’m not listening”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t need you here.”

“Did I fall asleep?”

“A little evil goes a long, long way.”

“I will not die.”

“I don’t care.”

“I have no regrets.”

“I feel numb.”

“All monsters are human.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?”

“How did you escape?”

“Is that blood behind your ear?”

“Take. This. Off. ”

“What’s in it for me?”

“What’s in it for you?”

“Hey, you’re bleeding!”

“Can you move?”

“You will be fine, I promise..”

“Don’t you dare to leave me. Not now.”

“We can get you fixed in no time.”

“Please get up.”

“I refuse to believe it will all end like this!”

“You won’t die, not on my watch!”

“Ouch.. that must hurt “

“Shit, wait.. I’ll patch you up.”

“What were you thinking?! You could’ve killed yourself!”

“I came too late..”

“You should’ve told me earlier.. I could’ve helped you!”

“I swear to god if you die on our way back I’ll kill you.”

“It’s nothing, just a scratch.”

“Look, no need to fuss over me. I’m fine!”

“Well, you see.. It’s a really long story. Will you help me or not?”

“I can’t make it.”

“I am dying. There is nothing you can do about it.”

“It’s not your fault, okay?”

“It just hurts… hurts so goddamn much.”

“Are you going to let me suffer more?”

“There is no happy ending to this.”

“I have been through worse…”

“I’m not going to lie, this is not how I planned this would go down.”

“They came out of nowhere.. I couldn’t react in time.”

“How bad does it look?”

‘‘Pleasure to meet you!’‘

‘‘I’d like to leave a few quick words..’‘

‘‘Blah, Blah, blah…’‘

‘‘That’s completely absurd.’‘

‘‘Midnight already?’‘

‘‘I’ll try out all the cameras.’‘

‘‘Don’t be dumb! That’s insane!’‘

‘‘____’s staring right at me..’‘

‘‘Opps! Sorry!’‘

‘‘What’s that sound?’‘

‘‘It seems to be screaming!’‘

‘‘Everything’s seeming slightly strange..’‘

‘‘Let’s say hi! He/She/they seem a bit jumpy!’‘

‘‘Seal the doors! Hit the lights!’‘

‘‘Stay away! Leave me be!’‘

‘‘Don’t be scared! It’s only me!’‘

‘‘Oh no! He/She/They sound like their in trouble!’‘

‘‘They’re breaking down the door!’‘

‘‘He/She/They sound so terrifed!’‘

‘‘Is that something in the vent!?’‘

‘‘Why does it smell like blood and mucus?!’‘

‘‘Don’t blink..’’

‘‘Don’t breath..’‘

‘‘Don’t move..’‘

‘‘Please, ____, Leave..’‘

‘‘He/She/They must be scared of the dark.’‘

‘‘I wanna go home!’‘

‘‘Go away!’‘

‘‘Your singing sucks!’‘

‘‘Wow. Tough crowd.’‘

‘‘Are you here to kill me?’‘

‘‘I…I lived!’‘

‘‘Something here seems foul..’‘

‘‘Something here just reeks of blood.’‘

‘‘Could it be these halls are echoing…’‘

‘‘In all my dreams, I see..a maze of halls with bloody walls.’‘

‘‘Don’t play these games..‘‘

‘‘You’ve lost your fright!’‘

‘‘I’m armed with more then a light..’‘

‘‘No phones. No screens. No more.’‘

‘‘Just you and me, a gun or three.’‘

‘‘No, no, no. You don’t get it! You don’t get it!’‘