Nurse Jackay

When ones of the nurses finally gives it to a rude and nasty surgeon...

When my orientee bothers me during lunch

Nurses giving each other report...

When your best friend gets a job on another unit...

When that really annoying resident finally rotates out of the unit... I’m like:

When a nurse on your unit bullies everybody...

When you’re new to a unit and someone already starts screwing with you...

When your patient has been waiting 3 hours in pre-op and your manager comes in asking where they went, I’m like:

When you’re trying to give IV pain meds to your screaming patient and the family says: “Stop! she needs colace!” I’m like:

How I describe my nursing style to my new manager...

When you’re off 4 in a row...

When you see the intern ripping your freshly placed dressing off the patient... I’m like:

How I begin every ED interview on a Friday night...

When you know July is right around the corner...