cowlick-sama

i kind of wish humans could have a say in what they are attracted to #honestly

i literally cant be on the app because i fear i might see facty guy and get a big fat boner

facty guy fact attack adventures definitely gets rough with it

when i vent and people give me advice on improving my situation instead of starting to make out with me romance drama mid panic attack kiss style. Lets out a loud sigh

i be telling people insane facts about me as a try to make jokes sometimes ummm sorry hahahaw

can i come over and lick your glasses. yes those. The lenses and the frame no they have to be on your face pretty please No dont take that off awww

theres nothing more irritating than internet humor. it sucks that being on the internet for any other purpose makes me have to see internet humor

foreplay seems lame i want you to do whatever you want to me if you so please at the moment. make me laugh out of embarrassment in public too if you'd like

schlop schlop 🥤

maid dresses get so expensive when they cover the body........

am i doing it right?