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childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

numetalmutt

microsoft will have hell to pay when im done with them

numetalmutt

AND I DONT WANT TO ASK YOUR AI CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!! BLOWS YOU UP WITH MY MIND

microsoft will have hell to pay when im done with them

#forecasts #your refunds page should actually give me the ability to refund an item im just saying

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schlorb

yes finally time to play jelyfish

I'm so happy playin jleyyfish

#GO MY SYSTEM SHOCK

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numetalmutt

if you could be any super smash brothers character which one would you be. not which one you main you like inherit their identity and live their video game life

CAN I BE STEVE I WANT TO BE STEVE RIGHT NOW PLEASEEEEE CAN I BE STEVE

steambugs

absolutely

numetalmutt

YIPPEEEE!!! (JUMPS INTO A RAVINE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN)

if you could be any super smash brothers character which one would you be. not which one you main you like inherit their identity and live their video game life

CAN I BE STEVE I WANT TO BE STEVE RIGHT NOW PLEASEEEEE CAN I BE STEVE

#NEVER PLAYED SMASH BEFORE

if you were some shit floating in space what would you be

I would like to be one of the sugar molecules they found out there recently but logistically i think im a screw that fell off a satellite or something because my threads were stripped

kumkaniudaku

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

numetalmutt

still in shock over my pizza situation last night how do you deliver a pizza three hours late with 0 communication as to what went wrong for at least two of those hours

numetalmutt

im never gonna be like "these minimum wage workers SUCK!!!!!!" because i didnt get my food on time or whatever but like. call meee tell me what happenedddd i wont be mad. im more mad that you left me in the abyss blind deaf and gay with no way of knowing whether or not my brother and i would have been fed that night can we please do something about this

#forecasts #they refunded my order like five hours afterward but ohhhh #ohhhhh mygod #and then nick cage was gay dracula on my tvvv

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still in shock over my pizza situation last night how do you deliver a pizza three hours late with 0 communication as to what went wrong for at least two of those hours

#forecasts #i could have walked to that place and it still would have been faster. GUYS!!

penandinkprincess

this is free advice for anyone else with a mother who likes to pull a "yeah, she doesn't want to give me grandchildren" in front of other people to try and shame you for not wanting kids

if you hit 'em back with a very genuine, "yeah, she's really disappointed i won't let her use me like a broodmare," then EVERYONE gets to be uncomfortable about someone else being mad they can't use your body for their own wants <3

it did take a few repetitions until i finally progressed to, "yeah, she's really sad i won't let her pimp me out as a broodmare," but it did eventually make her stop completely

so y'know

when in doubt, wreck the vibe for everyone

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

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stiffyck

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

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