Rubber band therapy

*cums* *begins to think rationally*

if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

i have been having. a Weird fucking time

Honestly this drive to make tv shows darker each season is so annoying if I wanted to feel sick to my stomach for hours I would watch the news not my favourite tv program

if you really think about it it’s kinda funny that tumblr is considered a social networking site when like 99% of us have social anxiety & hate people

Why is it socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but I can’t eat food that’s been on the floor for 2 seconds?

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

I still say “when I grow up” and Im in my early 20s

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am