Get Swole or Die Trying

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

The SW memes have been ON POINT lately.

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you