NumaNewman

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

I can hear this without sound

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

This is beyond upsetting

I can’t

What kind of monster…

But that perfect cereal pour…

Kylie Jenner snapped

im really gonna kill myself

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me